I’d drink just about any body fluid she can produce, spit, piss, breastmilk, period blood, etc as long as its straight from the source

Her enormous face bothers me.

Those enormous jugs bother me.

Now those I like. It's just that giant cheshire cat face that bugs me.

Just close your eyes and feel those perky ass nips bouncing up and down on your thighs while she chokes on your peckerwood. It’s like a god damn fairy tale!

Holy shit had to go back up and look at the pic. Cheshire cat face is the most fucking accurate description and reference I've heard in a while.

“Comedians” really need to stop with the exaggerated facial expression promo shots.

I’d glaze her face like a donut.

I'd put a few coatings on her face, making it look more like the top of a carrot cake.

When you see something that didn’t actually happen at the airport

I just remember her shushing Sam on his own show. That was pfg.

Oh that's funny, actually.

I bet she hates Sam on some level. Not completely, but partially.

Of course she does, she had to look at him at least once when she came into the studio.

That's the one. Thank you friend!

apply more blush and eyeliner you basic bitch

I’m pretty gay myself but I have to assume that women are disgusted by Norton’s sexual past. Even very woke women who would like to have everybody think that a guy can have streetwalkers shit on his chest and it won’t turn them off because it’s 2019 and kink shaming is wrong and so on and so forth.

Publicly they might say “oh you like to drink hooker piss and get your nipples yanked? That’s cool, I don’t judge!” but deep down you know they’re thinking “fuck, this guy is really skeevy. I think I’ll pass”

Fucking plain jane!!!!! Fucking bagel fetcher!!!!! I'm twice your age and have aids love me!!!!!

Despite living on the other side of the country and watching stand-ups completely unrelated to Jim Morton, I still managed to see her open twice.

I'd eat a free meal and get my dick sucked, nothing wrong with that

I hate her stupid 'Prettiest Mum on your street' thing she's got going on.

Didn't she blow chip

"I mean should could have just told me she wasn't intereted in me because I drink piss and eat boy shit. Fucking scuuuumbaaggg!!"