Correction: He got niggers to kill his friend, and then blamed it on said niggers

He got niggers to kill his friend

that must have been tough

It WAS a tough one, man.

Wow you really dig deep into this faggots psyche. You should charge by the hour

Dis guys fawkin good

We don’t make baby noises here.

/u/n_mullen

I call Henry Rollings “H.R. Huff and Puff” because he’s full of hot air if you catch my drift

Hey now, no need to use that kinda language.

dudes jive man, with the square qualities of a buster

thats a scene i just can’t shake ya dig

Awwww shit, its Michael parappaport!

Training pitbulls to fight? No way.. That's not a hydrant I'm willing to piss on

Hot air from another mans cock thrusting into him

People often accuse me of being gay because my mere existence shatters their heteronormative belief system build precariously atop their rickety and flimsy foundation of patriarchy sponsored toxic masculinity. But let me ask you this... if I'm gay, how come I still dress like a retard? Am I gay and retarded? Revealing my sexuality and various mental illnesses? That's just some shit I'm not willing to eject from my dickhole during the first piss after a rough night with the fellas.

Tell me about it. Do you get offers from men?

“Oh yeah. Sure. All the time. And I go, ‘Well, that’s cool, but I’m not from that bolt of cloth,’ and they go ‘Really? I thought you were.’ And I go, no, no I wouldn’t kid you about that. ‘Are you sure?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘Not even maybe just this once?’ ‘Nah, really I don’t want to go there.’ One guy hit me with a really great proposition. He said, ‘Well, close your eyes and you really can’t tell the difference. And I’d do it a lot better than any chick you’ve been with.’ ‘Well, since you’ve got a cock I bet you would.’ But you know, it’s just not my scene.”

https://marksimpson.com/2009/10/06/theres-something-about-henry/

THATS NOT MY SCENE

IM NOT FROM THAT BOLT OF CLOTH

Homo

It's just not my scene.

I thought you made that up! I can't believe this pompous fuck actually talks like that.

thats a dragon dildo im not gonna lube with my spit.

That's a confession I can't absolve of ones sins. That's a cross I'm not fit to carry.

That's a hammer I'm not willing to drop, brotherman.

That’s a rodeo I don’t have a cowboy hat in, partner.

This guy putts from the rough.

/u/haunter94

Hmm yeah, two in the butt is not an experience I'd be willing to invest in, although it would assist in crumbling the norms we currently face, an expose of sorts, maybe someday I would engage in spectacle of that magnitude, but for the present moment two in the mouth will have to suffice.

58 year old man who has never been married. Yeah he’s defintely not a faggot

"I’m not anybody’s idea of a piece of chicken, and as far as fighting goes, I know a little bit about that" What does that even mean? His analogies are retarded.

He's one of the biggest jerks scorch has ever met in his life.

I don't know how to summon the Michael Richards bot but I hope someone does.