Sober celebrities who manage to not discuss sobriety every waking moment of the day 1/1,000

89  2019-05-06 by Nick_1989

24 comments

Damn, I wish that I still had the Olympics wheaties box with her on it.

Did Jim Norton ever get cleared of those child molestation charges?

Is he sober? It’s funny how many people out there weren’t able to handle the booze as well as Mel.

I think the joke here is that this fictional character killed himself because he couldn’t handle it. Spoiler alert.

In that movie with lady Gaga? Yeah, I wasn’t going to watch it. I just googled it, he is sober in real life too.

Ok so it’s not a joke then, just a factual, unfunny observation.

That movie sucked

Dice was in it for some reason.

HE NEEDED DA MONEY

Of course he did, that fucking greying old kike.

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Aaaagooooooosh

I liked it. Shallow is a great song and acting in the movie was great.

He actually is sober in real life

I hope Jimmy ends up like this character, who killed himself.

Sadly, Mr Norton goes on Instagram live to prevent himself from doing such stupid things...

Kills himself to bolster Princess Alena's cock stroking, token collecting career. Fawwwwkin romantic.

He’s too much of a whiny coward to kill himself.

He would just threaten to do it, like a 15 year old girl.

Still a faggot

Also closet case gay like Jimmy

He’s also fucking lady Gaga’s fat ass so, who needs booze.

Him, specially in that case.

This proves sobriety has nothing to do with anything.

There are sober, good looking, talented, rich and successful people. It just happens Jim Norton isn't on that group.

He's sober? I legit didn't know. Good for him