Some bitch told me to add her on facebook.
0 2019-05-06 by MrStealYourVape
Was talking to some random bitch at a cafe, and before leaving, she ran back up to me and asked for my facebook. She couldn't spell my last name because she's a dumb cunt (not to mention it's like Smith where we live) so she said she'd put her name into my phone. I did, found her profile in front of her, and clicked "add friend".
It's been over a week and she hasn't accepted yet. I sent her a message related to the convo we had in the cafe, and she gave an uninterested, one word reply.
What the FUCK, cunt? I have a crippling fear of rejection and this bitch literally rejected me despite being the one to ask for my facebook.
I fucking hate women. The next time a woman asks for my facebook, or shows any interest in me, I'm going to tell them to fuck off. No joke.
28 comments
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-06
This subreddit is absolutely your diary so please continue to treat it as such. It doesn’t even sound like you two talked very long either. Then what happened?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-06
Why are you posting this dismal shit using alts?
1 evil-nick 2019-05-06
you should have just sent a dick pic
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-06
are for foreign? the only people that care about facebook are businesses and boomers
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-06
Told you not to put all the cumio paintings on Facebook
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-06
When she couldn't spell your name you should have said "I'll just text it to you
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-06
And then call and text her incessantly until she inevitably blocks your tubby ass.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-06
Was she drunk or high or something when u met? Maybe she doesn’t really remember the encounter too well...
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-06
Nah she was sober and seemed to have her head on straight. Women be crazy.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-06
Hmmm...perhaps she was just flirting with you because she didn’t feel pretty that day and wanted validation from a man and not because she wanted you. Women do that. And don’t tell women that show interest to fuck off that’s not smart. The only times in my life where I’ve ever really gotten laid is by talking to as many women as possible and hopefully one of them isn’t a psycho.
1 josephjeremiah 2019-05-06
I would go Jay Mohr if I were you and find yourself a nice Logan Lynn
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-05-06
She probably saw a post like this on your fagbook
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-06
how about you talk to more women so that one rejection doesnt ruining your entire shit
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KVSUhhrkdM
Women are shit and I try to actively avoid them. That's why I didn't pursue this chick or ask her out. She pursued me and then actually rejected me in the process. So fucked.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-06
believe it or not, sometimes you get someones number or fb and you just get distracted, or get a text from someone you wanted more
she seems like she dodged a crazy bullet tho
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-06
Yeah I guess you're right, who cares.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-05-06
You obviously do, stupid
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-06
That's a long way to say "I'm a faggot"
1 RahStarAryan 2019-05-06
She's an agent of the Black Widow Spy Network . They do this all the time .
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-05-06
I'm guessing whatever is public on your Facebook made her think differently on you. Would guarantee it actually
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-06
Probably a huge Sci-fi fan with a shrine to a certain author.
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-06
haha holee shot
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-05-06
You're the one meant to be giving uninterested one word replies, dipshit. She approached you, it only works if you ignore her long enough to make her feel worthless. If she gets a sense that you're keen on her then you might as well give up you dumb shit
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-06
You might as well be open and honest about what you want from her. Do this all the time, and you'll have a better hit-to-miss ratio than most guys.
Like if you actually said "hey come over my place, let's get naked in the bath and eat strawberries, maybe you'll blow me lol" that's better than whatever gameplan you have.
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-05-06
Sounds good, whats your address?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-06
See? Works pretty good.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-06
Beta. Cry more over being rejected by the single female you met this year.
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-06
Send her an instant message that reads. Let's fuck