We think you might be gay.

drama school much

It's more the smell and your personality that people can't stand.

It's intoxicating

get to a meeting and call your sponsor

How would I explain that i wasted 60k on shit

work the program. The 13th step? Peace of mind.

The only handsome one was brian gilgore.

Oh sure, maybe not conventionally handsome, but...

Well anyway.

Gilgore has the face of a serialkiller

Can this sub stop bringing up the stupid ted bunny movie. We get it, he’s a looker.

No lie that Zack Efron kid has dreamy eyes, those Disney execs did a double blood libel sacrifice on that boy

Why would they sacrifice another Jew?

Their jealousy was their undoing

I'm someone who theoretically could be attractive if I lost about 40 pounds but I'm too lazy and like alcohol too much

Don't push your luck, David AttenFaggot

That won’t fix your teeth. You’d need an American dentist for that.

Wrong doc maker, stupid

I thought they were both limeys

Great dishonor to yourself and your family.

I stink

Worse. Beige is a mixed race Mexican.

Fucking cunt. Beige isn't one of those dirtbags.

You ever have a fat chick get all flustered around you? Happened to me the other day at a shitty Chinese take-out place. Was gonna get the 2 piece entree with egg roll, but this girl (like 5'3 200something) aggressively loads up the orange chicken and I cancel the egg roll right there, too much orange chicken, way more than the usual amount. She starts flirting and giggling with me about cancelling the egg roll, and I'm not interested but she did me a favor with the orange chicken, so fuck it I can return the favor and be charming back. Not the biggest accomplishment I'm aware, but I guarantee you an on-the-clock employee never flirted with spaceedge and giggled at that obese fuck because he cancelled the egg roll.

Still not gonna give me that dick? 😥

...as opposed to all the handsome dudes outside the sub - Ant, Jimmy, Nagle....

(Sam doesn't count, as I'm not convinced he's the same species as the rest of us.)

I'd fuck belly button girl tho

She'd more likely try fuck you with that naval strap on

oh shit /u/ants_ccw_permit don't get rid of it until you try this at least once. I volunteer

Have some dignity, welfare man.

I'd also fuck the old bitch who posted the selfy then deleted her account.

Linzbella, sams_seed and Toolman are all objectively beautiful so I'd post a pic since I know the vicious humilation I'd receive was all meant in good fun and of course not serious since I'm a very attractive bloke.

Cmon I'll literally post the most embarassing photo of myself if at least one other person does too. I'm drunk and probably going to sleep soon so the offer is limited

Doubt you were as handsome as Thomas Daly

"Y'all some gnarly motherfuckers"

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And I suspect, you're a nigger. So we'll throw you on the same pile.

maybe he's a southern trucker

Or... maybe he’s a nigger?

i wonder what /u/michaelrichardsbot thinks in regard to him being a nigger or not

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Being good looking aint that great. People are envious dickheads. At least theres a good reason to be a dick to ugly people.

I'm a legit 7.5.