Was in Atlantic City this weekned

54  2019-05-06 by Grillskillz

I didn't expect much because its Jersey after all, but jesus christ what a fucking dump. All the casinos are rundown and out of date, trash is everywhere, and the boardwalk is full homeless fucks and niggers. And if you even walk more than a block from the beach you are in the straight up ghetto. It's not wonder Ant always brags about coming here with the Compound crew.

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I'll speak to Nucky.

Buscemi is completely unbelievable in that role. Travolta was a more convincing mob boss.

And don't get me started on Tony Blundetto. Oy to the vey.

That last part was so gay.

Well okay, but I wasn't being sincere. It was an attempt at humor. If your critique is that it was a failed attempt and unfunny, that would have been worth posting.

Hush, child.

Buscemi was not playing a mob boss, dipshit. He was a treasurer who got into racketeering.

Nucky got taken out by a fucking kid. Shitty fucking ending to that show. Although justice for Jimmy darmondy (is that how you spell it?) was deserved. Just wish it could have been the badass dude with half a face that got nucky.

Went there about two summers ago for a friends birthday thinking it was a nice place. Boy, was I in for a surprise!

It only exists for degenerate gamblers who take the jitney every weekend.

Why the fuck would anyone go to AC these days when you can find much better casinos closer to home without having to worry about getting mugged or bums asking for drug money. It's an awful place with no redeeming value.

which closer casinos would you recommend?

Indian casinos are everywhere these days.

sugar house

Boston is opening one soon, Foxwoods and Mohegan in CT, Maryland and Pennsylvania have them and most of the people from these places likely used to go to AC. I like Casinos and Vegas but wouldn’t go to AC if you paid me.

thanks man, I had no idea AC is such a shithole

That’s because you’re an idiot.

The ones in PA and CT are just as close and you want get harassed by homeless people and drugged out hookers.

Your whole country is a fucked place. What's the go with how you need a specific town or state set aside just for gambling? Here in the land of boongs and koalas we just go down the local RSL and sit next to the destitute war veterans and claim the free cokes. If ya hit the spins roughly 3 and a half seconds between each tap, make sure to do $5 bets cos if ya do more bets the machine's gonna think "oh fuck you're actually puttin in a bit of money in" and it's gonna fucken pay ya back, you give the machine a bit of a tap on the side after every five spins, I guarantee ya in about 7 rolls, you'll get a fucken feature.

What do you do for a living, character?

yeah nah just a bit of ad-hoc. bit of this bit of that, cash in hand. dropped out of school in grade 2 & got a trade, been doin cashies ever since

I’m going to throw the scalding hot coffee from your container into your eyes.

Pigs arse dickhead, how's ya dad? Don't trust this cunt , he just wants to get ya over to Thailand for a fucken ripstart. I gotta cuppa for ya here if you're ready to stop bein a softcock.

Please stop trying to seduce me, you’re making me uncomfortable.

What you do is wait for some guy to spend 500 squid on the machine , then , when his cash runs out and he's off to the cashpoint to withdraw some more wonga , you stick a tenner in that machine and repeat the same bet , profit £$£$£$£$ .

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Also , if you're worried that you'll get kicked out of the betting shop for being in school uniform , simple , just take off your tie and roll a spliff inside , you won't stand out then .

Yeah spot on bevan. Just wear ya hi vis, no cunt questions ya when ya show up on a job site in hivis. Deadset, yeah playin the pokies ya push the button on the top to get a free coke. Just put a dollar in, do 1 cent bets ya got every right to a free coke. Just bring ya flask of rum

Love a slap do ya mate ? Good ol tradie tinder mate. Chuck a few pineapples in and have a spin!

This is bad and you should feel bad.

This is why people hate Australians

"What's the deal with America not being a small-time backwater shithole?"

Nah the yanks are pretty big on the world stage actually, we even hear about that blackfella youse had for president a few years back and apparently now its the bloke who hosted survivor or something? Pretty mental. Our prime minister allegedly shit himself at Engadine Maccas though so I dunno if any of your political controversies are quite that severe.

Fuckin delete this cunt! Ya got no bloody permission from me to use that likeness. I'm pretty sure that's me uncle from Gosford, the cunts fucken skitz and we'll both give u a hiding when we fucken find you!!

my excuse to come here? I went ta atlantic city!

I had a friend brave enough to live in AC.

His rental was about $500 a month and was 4 bedrooms.

Last time I was there I saw a dog eating another dead dog.

That area goes from nice to fine to shit in 1 mile.

Dude, it's literally block-by-block. Like Bally's, crackhouse, Caesar's, 'brothel', Tropicana.

The ideal of Atlantic City was Anthony's wet dream, the real Atlantic City is Anthony's life.

Racist.

It gotta one word for Atlantic City...... FIRE