For sure. I’ve heard him on the Robert Kelly podcast (if you can get past the shitty audio quality, they’re pretty funny videos) talking on a few different occasions about the Worm’s shitty attitude and temper tantrums. Col knows exactly how to make it even worse for Jim by just laughing at him and dismissing him.
Colin Quinn vs. Bob Kelly is the best 6 hours of radio or podcasting that has ever existed. I know some people are put off by the shit audio quality (and it is shit), but if you haven't listened to this compilation in full you're missing the greatest CQ audio ever. I've heard it countless times. I used to put it on when I went to bed so I could be lulled to sleep by the sweet sounds of a moody Colin Quinn calling Bobby fat.
It's pretty much nonstop hilarious moments but one that comes to mind is when Bobby tells Colin he only has 3 characters, Colin tells Bobby that Bob also only has 3 characters:
Fat
Goodyear Blimp
Ralphie May Not
Whoever put this together is a hero, because as great as it is to hear Colin smash Bob, it sounds like the rest of the podcast is literally just Bob obnoxiously bloviating or whining about his gigs, the craft of comedy, and how he's not treated like a king by his audience and the clubs. In this version, you pretty much only hear enough of Bob's ranting to know he's being an insufferable douche and then hear Colin tell him how much of a fat idiot he is for saying what he's saying.
I'd rank that one behind the Jim and Bob ones, but it's still great and it's crazy that he was able to make a compilation that long considering it's only from times when they happened to be on the show together.
I get that, but one of the reasons I like the one with Bobby so much is for the opposite reason - a lot of the time he's not just having a good time busting balls with Colin. He's being a pontificating fatso so when Colin slams him it's actually cathartic in addition to being hilarious. There are better examples than these, but here are two I found while scanning through this:
For that second one, if you skip back to 1:17:36 you can hear Bob's full whiny rant and this is the second time he's talked about this exact same thing. And not to dissect it too much, but I also like the laid-back vibe because instead of giving quick, short jabs, Colin just methodically dismantles Bobby's bullshit.
Because it's a compilation of clips from different episodes, the best way to clean it up would be to clean up the individual episodes and then re-compile it because the noise is a little different in each clip. But I'm not willing to do all that work. Trying to clean up the compilation in one go might work OK though. I'll try it and post it here either tomorrow or in the next couple of days if it turns out OK.
I’m very confident he visits this sub at least once in a while. I’ll always think of the way he and Bobby looked at each other knowingly when one of them stealthily mentioned Jim’s hunger for Icelandic cock.
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1 suirogerg 2019-05-05
I bet he got a good chuckle at the Worm’s documentary, just because he knows it fucking pissed Jim off so much. Col rules.
1 Doodoflife 2019-05-05
I like to think so. He was warning us how enraging the Worm is in person years before we could see what he's talking about.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-05
For sure. I’ve heard him on the Robert Kelly podcast (if you can get past the shitty audio quality, they’re pretty funny videos) talking on a few different occasions about the Worm’s shitty attitude and temper tantrums. Col knows exactly how to make it even worse for Jim by just laughing at him and dismissing him.
1 edfromla 2019-05-05
I need to re-listen to the Colin vs Jimmy smackdowns
1 suirogerg 2019-05-05
Col slams him every time. Jim can’t even compete.
1 Doodoflife 2019-05-05
I was just listening to these today. Here is Nostradamus Colin on Jim Morton .
1 suirogerg 2019-05-05
Tyfys
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05
i love this one
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-05
Colin Quinn vs. Bob Kelly is the best 6 hours of radio or podcasting that has ever existed. I know some people are put off by the shit audio quality (and it is shit), but if you haven't listened to this compilation in full you're missing the greatest CQ audio ever. I've heard it countless times. I used to put it on when I went to bed so I could be lulled to sleep by the sweet sounds of a moody Colin Quinn calling Bobby fat.
It's pretty much nonstop hilarious moments but one that comes to mind is when Bobby tells Colin he only has 3 characters, Colin tells Bobby that Bob also only has 3 characters:
Whoever put this together is a hero, because as great as it is to hear Colin smash Bob, it sounds like the rest of the podcast is literally just Bob obnoxiously bloviating or whining about his gigs, the craft of comedy, and how he's not treated like a king by his audience and the clubs. In this version, you pretty much only hear enough of Bob's ranting to know he's being an insufferable douche and then hear Colin tell him how much of a fat idiot he is for saying what he's saying.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-05
I'm pretty sure the same guy made one with Vos that's almost as great
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-05
He did.
I'd rank that one behind the Jim and Bob ones, but it's still great and it's crazy that he was able to make a compilation that long considering it's only from times when they happened to be on the show together.
1 Dachosen17 2019-05-05
I feel like the vos vs colin one is better than the bob kelly one because vos can actually slam colin back really well
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-05
I get that, but one of the reasons I like the one with Bobby so much is for the opposite reason - a lot of the time he's not just having a good time busting balls with Colin. He's being a pontificating fatso so when Colin slams him it's actually cathartic in addition to being hilarious. There are better examples than these, but here are two I found while scanning through this:
https://youtu.be/mfajBGNsMMc?t=6921 - this starts with some context, but it's the "Why would I be with you..." part that I love.
https://youtu.be/mfajBGNsMMc?t=4845
For that second one, if you skip back to 1:17:36 you can hear Bob's full whiny rant and this is the second time he's talked about this exact same thing. And not to dissect it too much, but I also like the laid-back vibe because instead of giving quick, short jabs, Colin just methodically dismantles Bobby's bullshit.
https://youtu.be/mfajBGNsMMc?t=1893
Also I found that Ralphie May Not thing while scanning through this:
https://youtu.be/mfajBGNsMMc?t=5067
1 ohmycawd 2019-05-05
someone really should clean up the audio.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-05
Because it's a compilation of clips from different episodes, the best way to clean it up would be to clean up the individual episodes and then re-compile it because the noise is a little different in each clip. But I'm not willing to do all that work. Trying to clean up the compilation in one go might work OK though. I'll try it and post it here either tomorrow or in the next couple of days if it turns out OK.
1 ohmycawd 2019-05-05
you're doing god's work
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-05
Do or do not, there is no try
1 punchm3at 2019-05-05
Bob and Col's shitty podcast is better than 99% of these "comedy". all of them are so boring
1 karmacompanion 2019-05-05
"I hope Ozzy gets electrocuted."
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-05
a man who dances with lady di on camera while faggot 1 & 2 play with their phone is the real man
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-05-05
Colin Quinn is a saint on eart
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-05
I’m very confident he visits this sub at least once in a while. I’ll always think of the way he and Bobby looked at each other knowingly when one of them stealthily mentioned Jim’s hunger for Icelandic cock.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-05
He's admitted it on a pod
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-05
He's admitted it to Jimmy's face.
"I listen to your show on reddit"
1 Teowomannequin 2019-05-05
plz, what pod, i must hear this
1 crudedrawer 2019-05-05
He may have checked the old sub but there's no way he has or ever will migrate to this one.
1 Teowomannequin 2019-05-05
where was this, link?
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-05
Colin Win
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-05
I think it was Ant who told him something that had happened and Colin said "I know. I watch your show on Reddit."
Love you Col
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-05
By the way, Norm seems to smile a bit too impishly in that Cameo, I think he gets the bit too
1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-05
Col would love to be tweeted that drawing of tough guy Jim.
1 Jungies 2019-05-05
Look at the cheeky twinkle in his eyes!
1 GeneFrom2U 2019-05-05
What a lovable potato nigger.
1 The_Drunken_Dragon 2019-05-05
It's like we're that cargo cult from that Polynesian island
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-05
Colin once retweeted me and i went all wet in my man pussy. He just oozes sex.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-05-05
Colin Quinn is an unfunny faggot
1 212_Van_Dyke_Street 2019-05-05
colin 'the stairlift kid' quinn.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-05
Handsome man
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-05
You heard the OP boys, start shitting on Norton more. Bring Joy to this wonderful micks life.