I liked his IQ test.

That weight loss post was great. He congratulated himself on a job well done before he even started the diet. And announced to the world he quit cocaine cold turkey

I liked when he fell in love at first sight with a fat woman protesting his brother's book signing, asked her on a date and was turned down.

He wasn’t turned down, their schedules conflicted

An unfortunate Freudian slip, to this day Bovine Joe doesn’t know why he was suddenly overwhelmed by the feeling of rejection.

Can't have a SAMCRO best moments thread without acknowledging the People's Court appearance.

How about his torrid love affair with Milla Jovovich?

He's 6'1". How could she resist?

he was such a breath of fresh air for her after all those hollywood guys

Hollywood guys = short guys

when he walked into court in casual ware, called the guy suing him a faggot, took his money, and got the girl

war hero joe: 1

peoples court: 0

When he doxed Space Edge

The facebook post about the malware on his computer. Alt+Ctrl+Delete.

His spending thousands of dollars and hours at Best Buy Geek Squad because he’s a complete zero.

So, so,so,so many.