Why is the retard standing this way?

22  2019-05-05 by Officer_McGrady

25 comments

That's how you stand in a band right u/opiecakestomp

I'm going to be honest: which one?

This looks like a PBS kids’ show reunion.

He look more like Tom Morello (African American) than the Edge (white)

Tits out Joe is a had bad boy

He is standing like your typical 'Boomer stands when pissing at a urinal.

Hahahaha 'boomer' you show those conservatives!!! Rachel maddow and r/politics are the best!

shut up, queer

reeeeesist and maybe Hillary will be president YOU FAGGOT

What are you cucking about?

I'm not cucking. Did you mean clucking?

Why is he tilting his head like that. Contrived moo-cow looking mother fucker.

men in their 50s playing dress up

It's an alpha pose. Joe thinks he is the brainchild and only one that matters in his shitty cover band.

Joe is bored and waiting for the photographer to finish so he can go back to getting his ass fucked and fisted.

4 Faggots.

Ron Pearlman definitely has his fist up his ass

what a r word n person

That's his go-to pose, it's worked for him ever since he was guitarist/lyricist in the legendary '80s band Az Izz. Link for evidence: https://www.amazon.com/Dara-Anthony-Cumia-Brother-Joe/dp/B00NV7E7SK

Nothing says alpha male like thrusting your pelvis forward and daring people to resist it.

It's a very Big Apple Ranch stance

Hey Joe - have you thought about portraying The Edge as a heterosexual?

He's presenting his pelvis and daring you to resist.

sweet JNCOs, joe

The Four Bottoms

he is totally sucking in his fat belly. and my god that douche squating down really thinks he is that faggit singer in that real band they cosplay too