Lol this is EXACTLY like me and my roommates!! XD

That comic actually makes me angry, no joke.

HAHA sooo true bro! Now let's have a beer that advertises how socially inept we are

If they made an equivalent beer for is the quirky box would say, "You should just fucking smile and blow me!"

Sickening.

4 undesireables make up 1 straight, white, blonde male?

This comic makes me happy

Looks like you're out there soul winning, Brother Jiminez.

They still put 'Netflix login' higher on their list of priorities for a well-functioning adult, as opposed to say, a steady fucking job.

Why get a job when Socialist assistance and the #Resistance will fix everything?! Now where's my two liter of Mt. Dew and free healthcare, racist?

It's reached the point where I'm almost wishing for an actual Communist uprising to happen, just to see all these larping bourgeois losers get sent to the gulags

You understand people have jobs in country is where they have welfare? You think because they rest of the world has free healthcare that they are neets?

Obviously but the Chapo/DSA/"adulting" types never seem to think they'll be the ones who have to work.

I live in a country with healthcare and well-functioning and extensive welfare and it's still far from perfect. It's being gradually cut down because of an aging population and increasing amount of freeloaders.

It's not working well here after decades, I can't imagine it being good when half-assed rushed in a country like the US. The system places far too great a burden on the middle class to support the working and underclass, and the ratio of these two groups is a lot worse in America than it is here.

The American welfare state only functioned because white people taught their children to stay the hell off of it and be a taxpayer who funds it.

Now that white people aren't shaming their lazy children anymore, the welfare state will soon not be able to pay for itself.

Modern propaganda has made watching Netflix an actual hobby.

Instead of spending their time pursuing rewarding experiences like painting, recreational/competitive athletics, writing, or other countless activities; people are satisfied with submerging themselves in childish nostalgia brand-worshipping, and Netflix as hobbies. People are terrified to pursue rewarding moments because if they fail they recognize they aren't the special person their social media accounts paint them as.

Netflix login, for people too stupid to learn how to use torrents.

My pupper brought me my remote so I could watch Rock & Morty and I called him a “good boy”

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Yaaaaaas! What a good doggo!

He is! The bestest doggo a human could wish for!

#WorldsBestPupperino

The bestest boi

Every time I see shit like this I picture it being written by some skinnyfat fag with black rimmed glasses and a beard that doesn't connect

Reminds me of that story Luis told where he killed a dog and skinned it in front of the owner (in Red Redemption 2)

https://i.imgur.com/Zyh5VPE.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/pIG0wxg.jpg

Woofie woofie hooman where’s my testicles summer

XD

I'm blunt Riiicccckkkkkk! Smoke it up 420 nothing matters.

Fatrick is a tubalub!

Whats Rock and Morty? Is it good?

Only if you have very high IQ

https://i.redd.it/efyxl9s3q8b01.png

Good summary of why these cunts are so hateable.

The other day I saw a Deadpool pajama shirt that said "Don't want to adult today." Anyone that buys that shit should be publicly executed.

Painfully

Get this, people will buy that shirt and then wear it to the office on Casual Friday.

I wonder who could be behind this infantilization of an entire generation.....

Way ahead of you

May the 4th be with you! Ha ha, I'm such a geek for watching a movie that only 98% of the population know about!

To piggyback: I'm not like other girls, I'd rather watch a Marvel movie than a romantic comedy (it's so weird and quirky to watch the highest grossing films of all time, right?!)

"Be the Jim to my Pam"

"Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica"

On every Tinder profile. I'm moving to Grindr.

There are probably fewer faggots there

Women can't be faggots. Unless ur list yourself as available to both men and women you queer

Women can be, and often are, giant faggots. Faggot.

A woman acting like a faggot is just being a woman. You call a man acting like a woman a faggot or a bitch or a pussy.

Okay, faggot

That’s the bit dude

But men don't have pussies.

GAME OF THRONES FAN

An ex of mine put "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica" on her Twitter bio shortly after we broke up. It immediately made me feel better about never speaking to her again.

"Be the Jim to my Pam"

Buy a house without telling you.

Invest in a business without telling you.

Treat you like a babymaker and fuckhole? Sure.

Jim makes wacky face

A Quiet Place was garbage too.

Fluent in sarcasm and mostly communicate in movie quotes.

You're such a nerd LMAO love it!!!

I'm not like other girls

Every girl says this.

positive vibes only

trying to figure out my next tattoo

here for a good time not a long time ( but not in to hookups for some reason)

Single mom and he is my world

trying to do pick my next travel destination\

doing 30 before 30

random emojis

looking for friends

I hate the arrogance of woman

You'd think the internet would lead to a bit more diversity in language and expression but instead 90% of people have chosen to adopt a single collection of cliches to describe everything.

We "do* share the commonality of language, you know?

This and "deconstruct" were Jimmy's go-to smart things to say.

I get so fucking irritated by new internet slang, mostly because I hate Millennials and I see it as being Millennials’ way of putting their stamp on the world and thinking they’re hot shit for it. Things like:

• smol
• cronch
• doin’ me a _____ ^ mostly on animal videos^
• I’m here for it
• cancel Lena Dunham (or some other person or concept)
• throw/throwing shade
• swole
• rekt
• I’m dead (died of laughter)

What really fucking pisses me off is when I see news anchors like Katy Tur and Ari Melber using them as if they’re the least bit natural. A couple weeks ago AOC said something about cancelling cows and I almost punched a hole through my wall. Keep that shit out of Congress you fucking unprofessional dunce.

That list could be much longer. I know every generation says the upcoming one is a shit stain on society, but this one blew the ceiling out of that.

I was trying to think of more but my brain blocked them out, probably to protect my sanity. Also I didn’t want the list to go on forever

This.

deadass

But ok. You do you.

You got a source??

Is it ok if my coffee mug says "I've done enough adulting for today" what if my pj's say it?

Good question. I also took a three and a half hour shit!

Adulting faggot

Can we type it tho?

Every faggot who says adulting has parents who own a "I ❤ my Granddogs" sticker

adulting

adulting

adulting

this joke is funny because we're all repeating it haha

Nice.

Pisses me off that this is the only sub where this shit is met with abusive comments.

Look out boys, the edge is here

When people talk about dog or cat owners as their "dad" or "mom"...

I wonder what u/MichaelRichardsBot thinks of "adulting".

That's what happens when you're a white man, don't you know? Anyone who uses that term, throw their asses out! They're niggers! THEY'RE NIGGERS! THEY'RE NIGGERS! NIGGERS!

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Adulting is soooooo hard

I love these threads

what about "what's the haps?"

Anyone that talks like this sickens me