Landlord's kid is very likely going in me and my GF's apartment when we leave and using our bathroom.
71 2019-05-04 by FanOfBenjamin72
We are going to catch this motherfucker. Thought this place could use some more shitty content. I'll post updates as far as what the security camera sees and catching the creep.
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We have thought for the past couple weeks that someone has been entering our apartment whenever we leave. We think this because of very small differences in the way things look in the bathroom. Nothing has ever been missing, but i guess its just a sense. It was that way until this past Wednesday when we both came home from work. I was the last one to leave the apt and had 100% flushed the toilet before i left earlier in the day, i had dumped out a big cup of water that had been sitting on my side table for a while. When we came home that day there was piss in the toilet and some on the seat. We were freaked out but she thought it had to be me somehow and that i was just being paranoid. From that night on i have taken a picture of the toilet before we leave the apartment and i go straight to the bathroom when we get home to make myself feel better. So we just got home from the grocery store and i go into the bathroom and there is an unbroken stream of toilet paper that starts in the toilet and goes over the bowl and onto the floor. There is also piss in the toilet.
We threw away our toothbrushes and bought new ones. If you go along that line of thinking, we did a bunch of other stuff too.
I believe that its the kid because he is a young teenager that is home schooled, hasn't adapted socially and probably doesn't understand how inappropriate his actions are. Probably thinks that because his mom owns the house he can sneak in when he wants to explore other peoples shit. I guess it could be her but i doubt it. Bought an overpriced motion camera that will alert my phone when it is activated. I cant put it in the bathroom because if i caught him pissing wouldn't that be some kind of crime? I dunno but im not gonna try it. I just need to catch him or whoever it is unlocking the door so i can put an end to this creepy shit.
158 comments
1 mudpart2 2019-05-04
Don’t care about the kid. Video your girlfriend taking a shit and post that here.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir, she doesnt understand this place and was very disturbed by your comment.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-05-04
What she doesnt shit? Get a camera whats so hard to get? Is your bitch retarded or something?
1 superheater187 2019-05-04
Just install a toilet cam and don't tell her. I want to see some shitting
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-04
I want see your girlfriends asshole and pussy.
If it looks okay, I’ll fuck that kid who keeps peeing in your bathroom.
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-05-04
|I’d fuck that kid
Calm down Ant
1 Silverfeesh 2019-05-04
The kid is sneaking inside, jerking off into all her lotion bottles then giggling about it
1 Jungies 2019-05-04
Hold up; we don't know it's the kid.
Frankly, it could be any of us.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-04
I’m not sure if you think calling everyone sir is funny, but it’s not.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
excuse me sir, but it is!
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-04
Not really.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir PLEASE! I dont want you becoming unhappy because i thought of it before you did!
1 Its__Me__Your__Mom 2019-05-04
Take a video of your gf being deep dicked by a gentleman of color. Post it here and we can tell from that what’s going on.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-04
Can I see her ass
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-04
Cmon, lets see the old broad drop a meaty chud. Make this gay thread kinda worth it.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-04
I don't think you understand stand this place.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-05-04
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1 magic5950 2019-05-04
Jesus christ, I though this was a legal advise thread. I always skip to the comments first. Son of a bitch.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-04
Nice advice, stupid.
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-04
Nice haunted house, stupid
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Excuse me sir, but you seem confused.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
Dude. Step out of your self-obsessed world for one second. You're telling stories to strangers on the internet about who may or may not have took a shit in your toilet. Who cares?
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Oh boy! Sir, you need to delete your post history! It gives your gimmick away!
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
My "gimmick"? What's my gimmick? Your gimmick is that you lead such a sad life that you have to keep your bitch under 24/7 surveillance like a fucking rental car. Fuck you dude, go film a child taking a shit like you said you were going to.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
UH OH! SOMEBODY GOT UPSET!!!!
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-04
What's with all this sir shit? Are you Brenden schaub?
1 ApeNia 2019-05-04
Are you not familar with Benjamin72, sir?
You seem confused.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
excuse me sir, but you seem confused
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-04
She's cheating on you with Jamal
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-04
Is it really cheating if he's in the same room as them?
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
The MALL?! How can she cheat on me with the MALL of all things sir?
1 bal0rd 2019-05-04
Fucking this, so much denial here.
1 thatnightinaugust 2019-05-04
Change your locks
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-04
Someone is fucking your girlfriend
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Yes, and it is ME! ME SIR!
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-05-04
Denial is the first step towards healing.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-04
That's a nice change for her.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
This is worse than my posts
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Whyd ya haveta do that? NO! No tell me why bud.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
Nice edit, stupid. I used to fuck a dude whose wife tracked him through his phone so he just left it at work and bought a prepaid one to deal with me.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Why dont you like my edit sir?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
You could buy a damn doorknob with a lock but instead you go with surveillance equipment and promise us updates that no one gives a shit about. Are you retarded.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Yeah okay! Someone is coming into my home and instead of finding out who they are, how they got in and why they are doing it, ill just forget about it! You sir, are a dumb motherfucker! I am sorry about your very shitty problem solving skills! Its also funny tho hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
Or you could, you know... entirely stop it from happening at all. Tough call.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
You were embarrassed about how i made you look, werent you? Thats why you calmed down, huh?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
You're cool with stranger piss in your house and are gonna keep allowing it to happen.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I see you switched your argument. Did you find me obtuse? Thank you sir!
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I saved your post so i can remember how slow you are! "NEW DOORKNOB" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES WHO WAS IN HERE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
How flattering.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Thank you for calming down sir, you were starting look pathetic!
1 PepsiOkay 2019-05-04
CCW is the crazy black chick dude
1 Dick_donger 2019-05-04
Bams seed, Sams seed, among others. Dont you know FBI crime statistics?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-04
Naughty boy phone.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-04
Let us know when you finish tying the rope.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I shall do so sir.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-04
You can put it in the bathroom if you position it in such a place where it would only film him from the waist up.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I will see if i can do so sir. If i can, i will. Thx for the only good advice.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-04
Stop saying sir.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
excuse me sir, but you seem confused.
1 call_me_winston 2019-05-04
punch out faggot
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Excuse me sir, but why dont you say something funny or go home!
1 cQrPsE 2019-05-04
set a trap that will maim him for life
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-04
A ball trap in the toilet.
1 throwbenny 2019-05-04
Watch Conan The Barbarian for ideas
1 inhaleexhaletv 2019-05-04
Sue Lightning with knives for hands?
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-04
Or make him think no one is home and op be the trap that maims him..
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-05-04
Homo
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
i thought you would have something better to say about this sir. Thanks for the laughs.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-04
Of course not, stupid. He's the one committing the crime. I'd actually like to know the outcome of this. Especially his motivations. Sounds like he's marking his territory or something like a feral cat.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I will 100% update you sir, it seems that alot of others are interested too. And i want to document this weird experience as well.
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1 ApeNia 2019-05-04
Change the locks. You're supposed to do that when you rent a place anyway otherwise you get the landlord's retarded son sniffing your gf's rusty thongs and pissing in your shampoo.
Frizzy haired dipshit.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-04
Racists can enter contracts. Autists can record their own bathroom.
1 liljoeyk 2019-05-04
Somebody keeps breaking into my house and making reddit posts of stupid gay ass shit no one fucking gives a fuck about.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
Did they add "sir" to every fucking comment they left?
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir please, if we cant speak to each other how can make any progress.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
YEAH! And SOMEBODY keeps reading it and commenting!
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-04
Nice to see the sir bit back, NotBenjamin72 😀
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir, it makes me happy to know that you ppl like yourself are in the world. I shall continue in your honor.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-04
Someone coming into your apartment to use your toilet and letting you know like that is legitimately crazy, I'd actually be worried about this person coming into your place while you're sleeping or killing you.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-04
I agree 100%
What he is doing is intentionally sadistic: he's letting you know who's "boss."
In Italy a girl was murdered in her apartment. The killer took a dump after the murder and didn't flush. It was for similar reasons.
You need to change the locks, at a minimum. If it were me, I'd think about moving.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I think youre right sir, this might be more serious than i thought
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Now you made it worse!
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-04
You need to kill the little bastard man it's the only way
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-04
Don’t wait for proof. Just beat the shit out of him next time you see him.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2019-05-04
OP’s responses in this thread are the epitome of every shitty caller in O&A history
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Excuse me sir, but ppl enjoy my posts. And if i may be so bold as to say that you have never been funny, ever. Dont take it personal sir, just an opinion!
1 rahtin 2019-05-04
How about you man the fuck up and go talk to your landlord?
Coming home to someone's piss in your toilet should elicit some sort of reaction other than cowardice.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I need to catch the invader sir, how do you know its the landlord? I need proof so i have the upper hand!
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-04
Lots of people are trying to ensure that you're disadvantaged in this scenario, sir.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I will tread carefully sir, thank you for your concern.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
This is disgusting. Why don't you two just fucking felch each other, you fucking losers
1 LupeTheFiasco 2019-05-04
Just point the motion camera at your door for fuck's sake, stupid. That way you can catch the kid in your place without having to film his little dick.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-05-04
I know it's been said already but she's getting fucked by black dudes and leaves her phone where's she supposed to be to throw you off track.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
we work together and share a car sir, very unlikely.
1 Seansy76 2019-05-04
She has a spare key and drives home to get fucked by a man so alpha that he doesn’t care about this bitches pussy husband finding his piss on the toilet seat
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
Home schooling is the death of society. Kids with 0 social skills, overemotional, and totally detached from society.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-04
Joe homeschools
1 lowend73 2019-05-04
That poor kid. Does Nana also help with the curriculum?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-04
Oh yeah, send your precious creations of life on a shitty bus off to BET Academy where their failing grades in Holocaust Class will spell doom for their permanent record
1 multiple_migggs 2019-05-04
Sounds like your toilet is rejecting your piss and eating your toilet paper instead. Try changing your diet.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-04
I hate your replies in this thread but I'm still interested in seeing how this plays out so you better fuckin update.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I will update as soon as there is a development sir.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-04
He's definitely jerking off while sniffing your underwear, while wearing your girl's panties.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
Wow, an authentic look into the wacky world of an O&A subreddit member! I sure do feel like a fly on the wall!
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Uh oh! Looks like somebody wants attention!
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-04
Sir, that faggot is YangtzeRiverChina, he is a genuine faggot. Thought you'd like the intel, sir.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
It's "intel" that anyone can see by looking at my posts. Who did you have to court-martial to figure that out, you stupid fuck? Go play monster rain with your faggot commanding officer
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir, please stop getting embarrassed and then upset as a result!
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Thank you sir! That intel was very helpful!
1 Poo-U 2019-05-04
Go make a subreddit about him, you humorless obsessive. (What’s it like being a mod of your own subreddit, where you get to flame all the anonymous dipshits who remind you of your deep unhappiness? Is that working out?)
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
Yes, you want attention. You're replying to nearly everyone who has commented in this thread, whether it be positive or negative. Why don't you go call someone "sir" for the millionth time like the refined little faggot that you are.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir please! I feel ive embarrassed you!
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-04
You posted this boring thread about your size 26 “girlfriend” cucking you then lying about it. You’re right. We are all the attention whores.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir please! I cant keep paying attention to you all the time! Go clean your room or something!
1 TheElDan 2019-05-04
Fuckin Rockefeller over here dumps a cup of water in the toilet and has to flush it afterwards.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
hahaha
1 sjhdddtddd4swwcf 2019-05-04
trail camera. thats how i catch agents fucking with my car and hotel rooms. cut out holes in something and spoof it.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-04
what?
1 ApeNia 2019-05-04
Motion sensor cameras that come on when they detect movement, hunters use them for deer.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-04
ok makes sense, i thought he was talking like u/ants_ccw_permit for a min
1 ApeNia 2019-05-04
He was. I was just pretending it was a normal comment.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-04
god bless you u/ApeNia
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
I ordered one sir! Now i will have 2 cameras at the ready!
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-04
Set up the blowtorch trap from Home Alone. It’ll be hilarious!
1 Jungies 2019-05-04
The question you have to ask yourself is, "Do I like chicken?"
Seriously, ask yourself that question.
Because if the answer is "yes": then you should suck my cock (because it's fowl)
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-04
Dear God please let it be Patrick or Joe.
1 GiygasFetus 2019-05-04
You track your skank-whore partner by GPS? Something tells me cheating has been issue at one point and is currently an issue once again.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
no sir, im just very controlling.
1 hitch21 2019-05-04
Downvote this unfunny faggot
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-04
What, you don't think being constantly updated on some random faggot's bathroom habits is platinum material? You're crazy
1 Colinfagerty 2019-05-04
The Landlord has no Kid.
1 WillyCosby 2019-05-04
Stop trying to justify filming children using the toilet, you sick fuck
1 ichise8 2019-05-04
hope you catch him in action and he rapes both of you
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-04
RemindME! 3 days “cucked by Jamal?”
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1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-04
This kid has came on so much of your stuff you might as well burn the place down.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
this is horrible sir!
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-04
This enterprising young man absolutely jacked into a fistful of your girl's panties.
1 inhaleexhaletv 2019-05-04
We all know who it is: G E O R G E S O R O S.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-04
I'd call the cops to arrest the little monster for B&E
1 Skip4play 2019-05-04
You might have a panty sniffer
1 TacolasCage 2019-05-04
He probably cums in your socks
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-04
Looks like another o&a user heading for peoples court about to deny being a pederast citing reddit posts in his defence... Way to live like Joe, stupid
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Somebody is upset! Calm down sir!
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-04
Op is an obviously larping attention whore and his story is likely fake and certainly gay
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-04
Sir please! Do NOT get upset on account of me!
1 mahaaa_the_french 2019-05-04
I like this post and I like your responses