Franchising fast food restaurants is what all the smart athletes do in retirement. Very little risk, especially when compared to sitdown restaurants that go out of business all the time. The stability of fat Americans wanting their fried chicken, crunchwrap supremes, and chocolate milkshakes can be extremely profitable if you've got the cash to burn.
That's not what he's doing. The joke is that she can't eat all the delicious free food her father can provide as a perk of the job due to her digestive problems.
"My coworker said that God hates gays"
No, she didn't. Nobody would say that in a workplace, even if they thought it, especially to a guy who looks like he gargles cum for sustenance. You're a lying faggot and a fraud and your slam-dunk strawman stinks on ice.
Of course there's exaggeration and stretching the truth in stand-up. What makes this annoying, besides not being funny, is him trying to act like he "owned" someone who was just a one-dimensional figment of his imagination. It's one of those "So then I said..." stories that you know the person telling it made it up and didn't bother making it a good slam.
33 comments
1 realestassdude 2019-05-04
I’m glad that when I die and go to heaven there won’t be any faggots there.
1 TheGreatBugsby 2019-05-04
there will be after you go there
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-04
Hell just got a little bit cooler
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-04
Very intolerant.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-04
Seriously this, it's what they call "classist".
Heavily implying that the kids of Taco Bell managers are somehow inferior to the kids of doctors and lawyers.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-04
He owns the taco bell- they aren't exactly cheap and not many just own one (there's not a lot of money in just owning one).
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-04
Franchising fast food restaurants is what all the smart athletes do in retirement. Very little risk, especially when compared to sitdown restaurants that go out of business all the time. The stability of fat Americans wanting their fried chicken, crunchwrap supremes, and chocolate milkshakes can be extremely profitable if you've got the cash to burn.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-05-04
I don't think you got this retarded fruit's joke, and what does that make you?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-04
Yeah, uncomfortable poops are way worse than AIDS. Great premise.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-04
What elitist trash do you have to be to shit on someone for what their dad does?
1 PiesByGertrude 2019-05-04
it's okay tho he's fagphobic
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-04
That's not what he's doing. The joke is that she can't eat all the delicious free food her father can provide as a perk of the job due to her digestive problems.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-04
Ugly
1 re-reeducation 2019-05-04
Well, I still believe women can be funny. This is just a one-case scenario.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-04
Dear Fagmouth - Bash
1 HouseboatWaterbed 2019-05-04
When people talk about 'gay face', this is what they are referring to
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-04
"My coworker said that God hates gays" No, she didn't. Nobody would say that in a workplace, even if they thought it, especially to a guy who looks like he gargles cum for sustenance. You're a lying faggot and a fraud and your slam-dunk strawman stinks on ice.
1 PiesByGertrude 2019-05-04
the bible says God hates gays.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-04
Yeah and He does. I'm saying nobody's coworker would say that to them, even if they felt that way.
1 PiesByGertrude 2019-05-04
Right I know I just wanted to make that clear in case anyone was still confused.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-04
Hate the sin not the sinner, child.
1 rahtin 2019-05-04
I hate when my stand up comedy isn't 100% truthful and accurate.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-04
Of course there's exaggeration and stretching the truth in stand-up. What makes this annoying, besides not being funny, is him trying to act like he "owned" someone who was just a one-dimensional figment of his imagination. It's one of those "So then I said..." stories that you know the person telling it made it up and didn't bother making it a good slam.
1 rahtin 2019-05-04
I think the concept is funny.
Having unlimited access to Taco Bell while having a crippling bowel disease is hilarious.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-04
Michael Richards did nothing wrong.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-04
Can everything just stop being gay for 5 minutes? I'm exhausted.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-04
Those dicks won't suck themselves, son.
1 sindrone7 2019-05-04
a perfect comic for globo gayplex
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-04
gay virtue signaling
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-04
Kike
1 BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2019-05-04
Fred Phelps did nothing wrong.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-05-04
Andy Dick is up and coming?
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-04
Fucking christ that place is full of humorless cunts