Two undesirable people settling on each other. How is that unrealistic?

You'd be surprised. I see fat disgusting cunts marry pushover beta faggots all the time. There's plenty of weak pussies looking to serve any woman to feel needed, especially if it's a white faggot trying to score points with the darkies.

True, but that’s usually a white trash characteristic. Black women (especially a soulful one as pictured above) generally don’t date outside their race. Skinny suburban black chicks are the ones that go for white guys

If you think the suburbs are full of skinny people, I question whether you’ve been to America.

Leave Bill Burr out of this.

like she could do better.

you're right though. she's probably never realize her black queen ogre-looking ass needs to settle and will end up a never-married mother of 5 from separate one-night-stand babydaddies. shocking, I know

Black woman. Effeminate white man.

Pay real close attention to advertising these days, 17 percent of marriages are interracial but it seems like damn near every couple selling me something is one of them.

Trans people make up .03% of the population, and 60 percent of the people White women are offended for

It's just a Cohencidence. Go back to sleep, goy.

Lately? Ant and Dipaolo have been talking about this shit since the early 2000's.

it's only going to get more rampant because these white guilt pussies are straight-up fetishizing it at this point

Only difference is now idiots pay $15 to hear them do it.

A nigger! Look, there's a nigger!

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Imagine being a male who's attracted to that rancid mess.

Tried. Can’t imagine it. Guess I’ll stick to my own species.

"yall eva notice how wyt peepo always be in they kitchens cookin n cleanin and shit? dat aint neva gon be a blakk woman.. no, blakk women use da kitchen as da kitchen, da nursary, da asswhoopin room (applause break) da cornrows rowin room... wye peepo be like "Yes Bernadine we have dinner promptly at 7 before the concerto at 8:30". "

wye people craaaazy, hoooo weeeee

Hah-haaaaaaaaaah (toothless, wheezing nigger laugh)

(clicking cackle dry laugh from the back of their throats that sounds like they're simultaneously snorting and choking)

what's that laugh called, anyway? it needs a name

There's that noise and the one when they do the "psssh" or "shnpppp" noise with their lips to express displeasure. It's really like studying the communication techniques of another species.

no one dare make any African clicking language/anthropology/Jane Goodall jokes, please

don't you DARE

Or when someone says something funny, all they do is repeat "yo he stupid". It's so fucking annoying.

Till they get the black slapped out of them

It's interesting how they use a phrase most commonly employed to indicate that one is acting of low intelligence to mean, essentially, "what you just said is funny, sir."

to be fair, 99% of "black" comedies (Tyler Perry, I'm looking at you) actually are really. fucking. stupid.

maybe they're taking the word back & trying to make it a positive thing, since they get called it so much

I'll name some I legitimately think are funny, off the top of my head:

Original Kings of Comedy - saw this twice in theaters and seeing the crowd in the beginning of the movie is worth the price of admission. It is nonstop peak black people do this white people do that. Also how Bernie Mac's face looks like a mask is a sight to behold.

Soul Plane - no joke it's funny.

Friday - this shouldn't count as a black comedy but it's a classic.

Can't think of many more that aren't comedy specials. Original Kings was in theaters so I count it as a movie.

I agree, those are hilarious & I'll have to check out Kings

I don't truly consider a movie a "black comedy" unless it's black people actually thinking up & writing the jokes. a white guy wrote most of Soul Plane.

I DO like the Wayans brothers, despite the hate their movies get. at least they appear to write their own shit. & I think Keenan Thompson needs to have his own major movie, because Nickelodeon nostalgia.

Key & Peele's show was really funny (however 90% of their head writers are white. hmmm how strange...), but Jordan's movies are just so hamfisted with their anti-white messages

I like Wanda Sykes too, but she's partially white. I guess I consider her to be a funny black comic though

a black person acting annoying? impossible.

Flavor Flav laugh

WHY COME WHITE FOLKS BE GIVIN' TIME OUTS?! BLACK KIDS GOT TIME OUTS! TIME OUT FROM WHOOPIN' THAT ASS!

Normally a big marketing entity like Geico would have varieties of ads that target specific audiences. So maybe the problem is that you watch gay shit.

(((Social engineering)))

"I was watching this commercial where a bunch of white people are at the pharmacy and they don't know what to buy. And then a BLACK woman walks in and buys Advil. What the fuck!"

wow, what a boundary-breaking, forward-thinking commercial; a multiracial couple, with one fatty, one looking like a cooking cuck hipster, and of course the black woman is the only smart, sensible one. that ticks all the boxes. good job! so progressive

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Nick DiPaolo definitely noticed

i thought this was opie and anthony

Weak wimpy looking white dudes with fat queens is a thing now apparently.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr and Mrs Buggin’ Out.

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you mean Nia?

The "husband" in a TV ad can be a white man, but he has to be dorky, stupid and subservient to his superior minority partner.

Bill and Nia?