Alright

And women look fuckin trashy.

There’s a time and place for shorts, but it is kind of disgusting what the majority of people wear in public now. We have truly regressed as a society

I have 2 little boys and it never gets below 75 degrees and they hwear school uniforms which even allows shorts and it just fucking tears me up inside. The good news is we going to the theater this weekend. Pants and collared shirts buttoned all the way up to the tippy top I'll take like 25 pictures.

Can't polish a turd

You can take the nog out of the rap concert....

I like that you're trying to culture up your niglets.

Do you know how fucking disgraceful it is that there's a whole fuckimg industry of people in Europe selling American tourists paper pants and scarves to drape over they shoulders before they enter historic churches because they don't know how to dress properly

We're a land of savages.

She's taking them to see Endgame, they don't have have Thee-ate-er in Florida unless you count gater wrangling.

Is a new Madea coming out?

Good for you, I mean it. There's no better investment than a good school for your kid

Nice stupid comment, stupid.

It’s hot bitch

I live in south florida and I dont own not 1 God damn pair of shorts

Of course you’re from Florida

Yeah and so is judge milian and ariana grande.

1 out of 3 is a losing record, Krang

I bet you parade around in a belly shirt, you savage.

No but old navy done changed the cut on they high waisted bikini bottoms between 2017 and now so I gotta keep hiking them bitches up.

Dear r/femalefashionadvice, what is the best swimwear to conceal the creature growing on my abdomen?

She could slip into an inner tube, that would cover it up nice if pulled up high enough.

Much like a camel, you have a fatty hump to cut down on the insulating effect of fat being distributed around your body, allowing you to tolerate hotter climates.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a big dick nigga to enter my tiny pussy hole

Eww

Skirts are easier access for Haitians.

He was supposed to take me out tonite and usually I dont wear panties but it that time of the month so you know. I was having such a hard time choosing between my Dior bag or Louis Vuitton. But God is good and gave us a thunderstorm so I cancelled due to weather but trust & believe I got a towel and baby wipes ready for when he stop by for the good part I dont gotta get all dolled up for.

Sin no more, you shameless harlot.

You are disgusting trash, and that you live a passable existence offends me

Bitch you ain’t a man

What are you, a 90 lbs Somali?

I think it still looks bad but if you are married and have kids, shorts are ok.

Men should also keep their penises AWAY from my mouth, and I don't give a fuck if you think otherwise.

What would you wear to the Grand Canyon? A three piece suit?

Omg I'm so hot in these loose fitting 100% cotton pants I need everyone to see my hairy vitch shins

The Don doesn’t wear shorts.

Real badman no model inna shorts - vybz martel aka adina di teach a [free world boss]

Carmine was ol' school

Alright Carmine Sr

Bitch I live in a country where anything above 64 Fahrenheit is considered a heatwave. I'll wear whatever the fuck I need if it prevents me from melting.

Ya. Im going to wear pants in 100 degree, 90% humidity because someone with skin tags and the smell of old mayo on the OnA sub doesnt like shorts

You just made a post complaining about the sub being boring. Is this the quality content you’re hoping for? What an asinine opinion to have. But to share it? Christ, man.