Imagine having a brother who owns a house like this and because he pays you a minimal pity allowance you’re one half of a lottery winning team.

17  2019-05-03 by CowEyedDolt

24 comments

You’re s retard Joe

You’re a retard Joe. Anthony “hit lotto”, not you. You play shitty cover songs with Chinese knock off guitars, dummy.

Are you suggesting that u/OpieCakeStomp was short-changed after they pledged their fortunes to eachother, that Anthony betrayed the sacred brotherly pact?

What a tacky, guinea purchase. Isn't it 6 bedroom? 6 bedrooms for an old woman and his thieving handler.

holy shit, THAT'S the mansion Ant keeps bragging about?

by Roslyn standard's that's tacky nouveau riche wannabe, gaudy Italian lower-middle class.

douchechillllll. I'm secondhand embarrassed for the guy. can't believe this is what he's been bragging about owning all these years...

more of a nassau county compost than a compound, my friend

Yeah I couldn’t believe it the first time I saw it. I was imagining a few acres and a huge sprawling mansion. Not some tacky Sopranos mini mansion.

Wow. I always imagined something a bit nicer and not literally in a fucking housing plan.

What a shithole.

Very apt home for a blood/cock sucking tranny fucker

You see in Joe's mind he is fighting a war; against his brother, this subreddit, even that low life "alleged" baby sodomizing, piece of shit Fatrick hates Joe.

I recall somebody here making a mock-up of Anthony's home using a bunch of pillars on the outside. They were set in all different directions. Including a pitched roof going sideways if I'm not mistaken.

East or west wing? 😎

I certainly wouldn't hate living in that place but I definitely wouldn't brag about it like I was living in Buckingham palace the Anthony does. Goofy ass guido with a 17 ft tall first story and hobbit rooms for the second story.

Imagine living alone in that big ass house though? That much echo and open space doesn't make sense for gay Tony. If I were him I think I'd kill myself looking around at all the faux luxury I wasted money on. For nobody to look at.

The sole purpose of the house is to lure runaways with daddy issues back to his den of deviance. "HAHA! I have a big house with a pool and a hot tub! HAHA! Maybe you should come over for a barbecue in my 12 square foot backyard. HAHA! 12? That's more years than you've been alive! HAHA!"

It's sickening what available texts we have of Anthony to these young girls and just how he treats them. That kind of behavior was probably strange in the 70s when he dated a 14yr when he was 21.

And that nervous laughter is pure evil.

When I think of the Dani video where he goes from echoing HAHAHA to closely whispering STOP THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW it's truly horrific. I'm sure he had a tight grip on her somewhere, and I briefly feel remorse for the junkie cunt GoLightly Brand.

If there wasn't already some kind of burial ground under that literal spook house beforehand I'm sure Anthony crafted another layer. He's shit incarnate.

you forgot the movie theater, so you dont need to watch movies with those people and maybe get beat up when one "goes into battle mode". or face awkward judgments from people

Nice Home Alone looking house, stupid.

That's the worst architecture I've seen in a house that expensive. At least the HVAC is probably decent.

On the tower that would extend to the ground in any other design, there's a "keystone" over a square window. That just about sums it up.

And whatever that sheet metal cop mustache over the entryway is, it's hideous.

Bought the tackiest house, at an inflated price, at the worst possible time, and can't sell it today for what he paid a decade ago. Another solid investment from Cumia.

Just a Ginzo McMansion that’s less then 500 feet from the Northern Parkway.

Joe’s set... he has a condo in a crime riddled neighborhood on the ass end of Long Island. Fake Harley, Guitars, job .... living the dream!

I’m such an ass.... I know that every last one of you have FAR surpassed anything the Cumia’s have ever done. CONGRATULATIONS! You’re all WINNERS!! Feeling better now? Good for you....!

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