He actually believes that he isn't fat and he will NOT stop with the "little/child" shit. I genuinely think this dude needs help. Too bad being mean to him is hilarious and fun.
Man he must. He's not a normal person. Like I can't even imagine how he doesn't creep himself out with that "little one/child/sweetie" shit or at least get embarrassed when someone calls him out on it for the thousandth time. I bet he's quietly known as "Retarded Patrick" at Hooligan's and they all laugh at him for thinking he's writing a "screenplay" and ask him questions about it for fodder but he thinks they're actually interested because he's autistic.
It's clear from the first 10 seconds of that terrible podcast he's got some level of retardation. He interrupts with cringeworthy jokes that go too long and sweats like a whore in church.
What if a therapist recommended Patty take part in an open-mic night in an effort to fight off some of the retardation? Then he latched onto it enough to call himself a "comedian," because he's a retard?
You're probably not far off. He takes anger pills so he's probably in therapy too. They recommend shit like this all the time to faggots like Pat that have constructed no adult personality by age 30.
Or the alternative, much more worse, he has the confidence to think he's naturally funny.
Probably started comedy after losing his Adrienne and he needed a group to associate with.
There's also a sad amount of "Learn stand-up comedy" posters on Oakland and around campus. He may have even put them out himself but Milwaukee is not a funny city stay the hell away from the local clubs and especially the improv faggots at ComedySportz.
They're all like Patrick, solitary people who gain confidence through being given a higher presence. What more could you want? Everyone's looking and listening to you! Your words are important! That's what these terrible psychologists are feeding this pig. Unfortunately this translates offstage as well to people like Fatty so he thinks he's just a funny and smart guy. I'm sure I'm not the only person in here who's tried a psychologist for whatever reason and realized it was useless horseshit.
I didn't mean to draft a tome but it creates delusional fucks like Patrick and the other unfunny Midwest hacks in this shithole city.
”No child, wrong child, I’m going to respond to everything you say because all I do sit around eating pork and writing awful books that nobody reads child”
u/patrickstomlinson, dude have you seen Leaving Neverland?
Your constant desire to call people "little one" is so much more creepy knowing that's the pet name for one of the boys Michael Jackson was fucking. I honestly can't disassociate "little one" from pedophilia.
Are you aware of the Jim Norton-approved "baby boy"? Oh what's the matter baby boy, did political blah blah blah not go your way? I'm sorry to hear that, baby boy. Especially in the political cesspools where you debate, it can be a condescending weapon to really make your opponent aware that they are children and you are an adult.
He posted one outside in the snow once in yet another catastrophically failed attempt to look tough and cool. He’s very clearly and obviously fat. He is also legitimately mentally ill if he can’t see the rolls of blubber around his face and the fat gut that sticks out farther than his ample tits.
Good lord. Not only is he using pedo playbook vernacular to describe his prey, but he is instructing you to keep your mouth shut or face the implied consequences.
37 comments
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-03
Pedophiles are known to dehumanize and belittle their victims.
1 KennethFresno 2019-05-03
Updates: https://i.imgur.com/8qxYsXe.png
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-03
He actually believes that he isn't fat and he will NOT stop with the "little/child" shit. I genuinely think this dude needs help. Too bad being mean to him is hilarious and fun.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-03
He might actually have autism, it would make sense
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-03
Man he must. He's not a normal person. Like I can't even imagine how he doesn't creep himself out with that "little one/child/sweetie" shit or at least get embarrassed when someone calls him out on it for the thousandth time. I bet he's quietly known as "Retarded Patrick" at Hooligan's and they all laugh at him for thinking he's writing a "screenplay" and ask him questions about it for fodder but he thinks they're actually interested because he's autistic.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-03
Has no self awareness of his physical appearance
Repeats the same phrases over and over again
Can only comprehend the world within the context of children’s fantasy novels
We might be on to something here, brotherman
1 WillyCosby 2019-05-03
You guys are just realizing this now?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-03
It's clear from the first 10 seconds of that terrible podcast he's got some level of retardation. He interrupts with cringeworthy jokes that go too long and sweats like a whore in church.
1 kingship75 2019-05-03
What if a therapist recommended Patty take part in an open-mic night in an effort to fight off some of the retardation? Then he latched onto it enough to call himself a "comedian," because he's a retard?
A vicious cycle, brothamen.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-03
You're probably not far off. He takes anger pills so he's probably in therapy too. They recommend shit like this all the time to faggots like Pat that have constructed no adult personality by age 30.
Or the alternative, much more worse, he has the confidence to think he's naturally funny.
Probably started comedy after losing his Adrienne and he needed a group to associate with.
1 kingship75 2019-05-03
I think we're on to something here.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-03
There's also a sad amount of "Learn stand-up comedy" posters on Oakland and around campus. He may have even put them out himself but Milwaukee is not a funny city stay the hell away from the local clubs and especially the improv faggots at ComedySportz.
They're all like Patrick, solitary people who gain confidence through being given a higher presence. What more could you want? Everyone's looking and listening to you! Your words are important! That's what these terrible psychologists are feeding this pig. Unfortunately this translates offstage as well to people like Fatty so he thinks he's just a funny and smart guy. I'm sure I'm not the only person in here who's tried a psychologist for whatever reason and realized it was useless horseshit.
I didn't mean to draft a tome but it creates delusional fucks like Patrick and the other unfunny Midwest hacks in this shithole city.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-03
He's not autistic, he's just dumb.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-05-03
Hmmmmm what did he mean by this?
1 KennethFresno 2019-05-03
This sick mother fucker is proud of being a pedophile.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-05-03
Well, clearly the 5th one is true.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-03
It means he’s lying because even someone with severe glaucoma could tell #1 and 2 are true.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-03
Social media Spitfire. Triggering trolls left and right.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-03
POLITICAL FIREBRAND AND AUTHOR
1 killgav 2019-05-03
What the fuck is a firebrand?
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-03
Patrick is such a fucking loser
”No child, wrong child, I’m going to respond to everything you say because all I do sit around eating pork and writing awful books that nobody reads child”
1 KennethFresno 2019-05-03
Fatrick the type of nigga to think "shhh" is a good one.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-03
probably the worst comeback ever tbh. all you have to do after that is literally say anything. there. un-shhh'ed. now what?
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-03
Professional comedian and writer, ladies and gentlemen. We just don't have the talent he does.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-03
He only eats his pork with the finest bespoke mass-produced cutlery.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-03
u/patrickstomlinson, dude have you seen Leaving Neverland?
Your constant desire to call people "little one" is so much more creepy knowing that's the pet name for one of the boys Michael Jackson was fucking. I honestly can't disassociate "little one" from pedophilia.
Are you aware of the Jim Norton-approved "baby boy"? Oh what's the matter baby boy, did political blah blah blah not go your way? I'm sorry to hear that, baby boy. Especially in the political cesspools where you debate, it can be a condescending weapon to really make your opponent aware that they are children and you are an adult.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-03
I love that he answers this absurdities literally. Warnicke Korsakoff syndrome, anyone? If this doesn’t remind you of a certain admiral we know…
1 nawtfunny 2019-05-03
likely combining it with his court-ordered Anti-Kid-Fucking medication.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-03
😂😂 whoever posted that is turning me into village people singing faggot.
1 mouthmouth18 2019-05-03
/u/patrickstomlinson you know this would all have died down if you didn't need the last word you fat retard? don't PM me
1 2Ufanclub 2019-05-03
I'd like to see a shirtless pic of his not-fat body
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-03
He posted one outside in the snow once in yet another catastrophically failed attempt to look tough and cool. He’s very clearly and obviously fat. He is also legitimately mentally ill if he can’t see the rolls of blubber around his face and the fat gut that sticks out farther than his ample tits.
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-03
Child (fucker)
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-03
lol
1 HEADQUARTER6wastaken 2019-05-03
Take note that he did not deny being a pedophile.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-03
"Shhh, little nothing."
Good lord. Not only is he using pedo playbook vernacular to describe his prey, but he is instructing you to keep your mouth shut or face the implied consequences.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-03
I came to this