I really hope Jess leaves him before he raises those kids to be wrasslin' faggots like him.

I hope Jess leaves him before those kids form permanent memories of him so if they reunite later in the life they go JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO WONDER I WAS BULLIED RELENTLESSLY FOR LOOKING LIKE WHATEVER THIS TOP RESULT FOR RATMEN IS

How awful will that be...

This is great.

The ONE thing he did NOT want to be on the O&A show was the stunt-boy.

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Now he's going to be humiliated in front of all of his heroes, and a much larger audience than he's ever been in front of before.

100% accurate.

This is his dream, he gets to live his dream. While he’ll be the bad guy (not much of a leap for him), he’ll get to do the one thing he’s always wanted to do and no matter how embarrassing it’s going to be in his warped mind he won. He’s gotten to host a morning radio show and become a professional wrestler on the backs of so many people. Sam is the least deserving on any of the success he has, he’s such an awful and talentless person. There really is no god.

i haven't watched wrestling in years but as a former wrestling fan and current faggot i think he's definitely going to get what they call "x-pac heat"

is that man on man butt sex?

I wish instead he would be raped in the showers and have X-Pac anus injury.

CPJ, you were there, did you have any indication that he would succeed like this?

Probably, if I did it was because I thought he’d take me with him. It’s why I put up with all the shit I did. I thought if I stuck around long enough and proved I was more than a stunt boy/ punching bag I could get a paying job. I was qualified for any of the entry level positions with the company. I can’t 100 percent confirm it, but I’ve always felt he was trying to prevent me from getting a job there.

I can confirm it, he was 110% trying to stop you. I know this because hes a piece of shit who would stop his own mother or child from getting to the last chicken nugget in a 6 piece if he already hoarded the first 5.

I cant wait until he stuck working at best buy. Best Buy Sam Roberts, has a nice ring to it.

You shouldn't take it too personally. Sam has a shitty radio show with a tiny audience and he's trying to be a stunt boy for professional wrestling, which is also extremely niche and has a tiny fraction of the audience that it had in the past. Sam is king of shit. If Sam wants to humiliate himself for a handful of children and mongoloids, let him. If that is his definition of "winning," then so be it. It's far better to get the fuck out of the dying radio business and/or carny rasslin and do something that isn't a fucking joke. Nobody is going to remember Sam Roberts. He's like a late cast member to a show that's on its last legs.

You’re right in many regards, and now so many years later I have a lot to be grateful for. But then there are times I think about the things he would say on air to humiliate me, to make me feel like shit, he didn’t have to do that but he did and he certainly enjoyed it. I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face, He is an evil person. All the times I would come home from special delivery (which I did for free) and feel horrible because he said something or did something. Part of me is very angry at myself for not standing up for myself then, and that’s on me. It’s hard not to take it personal when everything Sam did was basically for his own amusement.

find him and kick his ass now. I cant see that ANYONE there really likes him. I cant even imagine Troy really like him, probably just keeps him around because its an easy beta male. Then Sam get to dimwit him from time to time.
I want Sam to lose everything more than anything. He is my new Anthony.

Why would any of you guys actually put up with his shit? Did Opie just protect him that much?

Is Sam still both sucking Troy's dick while emasculating him whenever he can? Like

"Oh sexy Troy, did your lothario skills get you laid this weekend? Nyanyanya! Did you have to use BLUE CHEW/CIALIS/VIAGRA BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS BROKEN? Ohhh...no? Nyahaha! Well what did the girl think ABOUT YOU GETTING YOUR BREASTS DONE NYAHAHAHA!!"

Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate Troy, his trend chasing personal reinvention every decade, and especially believing that putting up numbers with gutter trash is an accomplishment. [You know what's hard? Banging girls who earn - not "camwhore make" - 6 figures because they're a combo of educated, ambitious, wordly, cultured, complicated, nuanced, and socially upward. Good luck with those, DJ Neck Rose Cum] But he's the only in the studio who would ever possibly snap at Sam.

yeah you summed it up pretty well. I really wish you guys would all listen and call in, it was be fucking amazing. Ive tried calling in for things but they put you on hold forever for no reason. That is when theyre even taking calls. I think theyve abandoned callers lately because of a mix of just no one calling and just being tired of being shit on.

Whenever I've tuned in, it's always "ohh caller on line 6 has a great point that I already agree with! The answer to your question is yes, especially under the circumstances you have described to the call screener.. caller GO!"

And you're like.. don't fucking Carnac the calls, asshole. But it also lets you know 98% are people who already agree with them - riveting. They will occasionally go to a caller who lays into them but they screen for Bobo levels of rhetoric ability.

yeah its bad. I listen still because honestly its just the O&A nostalgia, I also do laugh from time to time but my seething hate of Sam makes it hard. I do actually like Jim to a degree but he does do shit that irritates me. They talked about the pete davidson thing, had Vin Brand in and Jim was overly diplomatic. They even waited a day because you know Jim wanted to figure out how to approach the topic so he wouldnt insult bung eye davison.

Other than that, I do like Jim most day(s?). We met him once for a few minutes after a show a long time ago and he was nothing but genuinely nice and he usually tends to be the one who takes the more oddish stance on topics, especially with the entire Trump stuff. Instead of cucking to the left like Sam does he actually speaks what his opinion on the matter is with some common sense and benefits of the doubt.

I hope Trump loving Vince McMahon is slowly and secretly whittling left loving sam down to the point he ends up in a gutter watching his wife and kid (hopefully it happens before the 2nd one pops out) leave with another man.

Lol so Vinnie Brand, who owns the Stress Factory near Jim's childhood home, where I've seen him perform before, who helped give him his start, came in to defend himself after Pete publicly whined that VB mentioned his very public ex girlfriends... And instead of sticking up for one of his oldest friends and biggest supporters, the Worm straddled the fence to avoid pissing off "young popular guy who might help my career"?

If it were The Bonfire I get it because they kinda came up together and have known each other for years. Jim is over twice his age and his little to no connection to him.

Yup about right

Just as a fan, Sam always rubbed me the wrong way. As soon as he came on as a member of the show, you could feel the vibe change. As a person, he never really fit in with what O&A was about, yet they catered to him and his stupid bullshit. His bits were terrible, his production was terrible and his humor was terrible. Yet his importance to the show kept growing and growing until he weaseled his way onto fourth mic. Sam always had a certain sliminess about him.

Honestly, I blame O&A, specifically Opie, for much of it. I think Opie saw a lot of himself in Sam yet Opie was too dense to realize that Sam was sharpening the knife to stick in his back all along, just like he did to everyone else. Its redundant to still get mad about stuff that happened on O&A years later but god damn if thinking about those later years where Sam is yucking it up with Opie and that valueless cunt Nicole from the Morning Mashup about Beyoncé songs and Kardashian drama.

Say what you will about Howard Stern but this is something that he never let happen. Stern himself changed but he knew how to keep his employees in check. His staff drama was largely manufactured. He never would have let some little shit intern pull his strings. O&A needed that Stern "my way or the highway" mentality.

For what it's worth, he totally shit on you. I'm guessing because of the "position" he was in. Total weasel. I'm just going off what was heard on the radio. You showed alot of constraint. No doubt if you had decked him, Sam would waste 0 time getting you fired/arrested.

What could you do? He knew you were in a position (intern, etc) that he had some semblance of power. Fuck that ape, hope it's better for you at least brotherman.

He knew I was a fanboy, knew I worshiped o and a and knew I wanted to work in radio and exploited that till he couldn’t anymore.

Pat Duffy has stated Sam once said to him that he knew Pat could beat the shit out of him, but if he did, Sam would sue him for everything he had.

At least Bree Olson sucked your dick. That has to at least be some small consolation prize.

I suppose so and at least it was before Jim and ole Chuck sheen got her. Whew!

Very true. You got primo Bree.

Was she as good as advertised? Or was it one of those, over the top, there aren't any cameras here to perform for bjs?

I think she’s always on, it was kinda hard to enjoy it though with Jim standing five feet away giving a blow by blow.

Yeah, that's definitely one way to take all the joy out of any scenario really...

It would have been much better if he was fucking her from behind, at least I’d have the story that I double teamed a porn star with my favorite stand up.

I have a feeling Jim suffers from severe "performance anxiety". Unless the "she" was a "he".

Apply to the WWE, maybe they’ll let you kick the shit out of him. Or at least sprinkle bread crumbs in his shitty hair.

it's a tough one, man

He's going to fucking love it though. This literally his dream. He is playing a comedic heel of sorts. People need to stop supporting this shit and acting all giddy over it right now. This is not a good thing and the sub should be focusing their collective autism on finding a way of getting this snatched from him at the last minute and getting booted from the WWE forever. Stop celebrating you faggots. Sam does not deserve to have his life long dream realized. Also just stop being as dumb as the idiot rubes who watch wrestling and can't spot extremely obvious scripting and have their opinions effortlessly guided to wherever the WWE wants them. Sam isn't going to be crying over playing the role of a heel. It's probably what he wanted the most.

You’re missing the point, Sam will get physically hurt. Sam could get seriously injured, paralysed even.

That's not how wrestling works dummy

Given his athleticism Sam could easily fuck up the move and forget to tuck his chin or some shit, breaking his neck.

No he fucking won't. They are sending him to that academy thing for a reason. It's fake fighting dummy. Whatever they have Sam end up doing is going to be extra fake. It's going to be a quick sideshow that's intended to be fairly light-hearted and humorous. It will be 100% scripted and they aren't going to take any chances with anything that could potentially go wrong. That's what he is learning to do right now in this academy. What did you think was going on there? Did you think he would in sort of class with actual wrestlers going through some preset curriculum along side them? God damn you are seriously dumb.

Also all of this is happening because of all the attention he got online. They put him out there and told their mongoloid fanbase that he was a big meany and then these responded in giant mindless horde exactly as they were told to do. They kept it going and the fans continued to respond favorably (in that they were engaging). Now they have decided to ramp things up and they are not likely going to end things here. Since it apparently needs to be spelled out for the genuine retards here, Sam trending on Twitter is never a good thing for us. That's what they were hoping for. All those threads people would make gloating like idiots about it as if were something to be celebrated really brought down my overall opinion of the sub. The fact that there are wrestling fan level morons running around here really saddens me as it should sadden everyone. You have all brought great shame to this sub and you should feel ashamed.

Nice essay, stupid.

I deserve that.

Firstly it's not an academy, secondly they don't just train wrestlers there but also referees, announcers, etc.

There is no shot Sam is being trained. Nobody in that company sees anything in Sam. To suggest they would train him even to humiliate them is putting more stock in how much they even give a fuck about Sam to even measure.

I hope he gets so excited he gets a brain aneurysm.

They teach people how to talk for them there too. That's probably all it is you big goof.

" it was a dream come true, those losers on reddit wish they could've been in my shoes lastnight" Sam the following morning smh

Here's why wrestling used to be awesome: if this was 15 years ago or whatever, a guy like Chris Benoit (before the brain damage) would've taken Sam's travel toothpaste out of his bag, filled a steroid syringe with urine, and injected the toothpaste with piss and would've watched with glee as this mutant cleaned his teeth with another man's piss.

This actually happened according to at least one wrestler.

Chris did it to his son

as this mutant cleaned his teeth with another man's piss

Don't threaten Sam with a good time

I have never heard that before but it instantly beats the guys who used to shit in people's bags. The Rock apparently got his food shit in and he ate it.

I hope he pulls an Owen Hart

I hope they give him the ol’ Owen Hart entrance

Orlando should be dirty bombed.

Sam is hosting the morning show and is going to be a wrestler in the wwe. Say what you will about him but he's accomplished all he set out to do.

get outa here Sam

You don't think that hosting the morning show and being a wrestler in the wwe is accomplishing my dreams? hehehehehehe

I cant tell if youre impersonating Sam or Roland

Thanks Mrs. Roberts, we got it.

He set out to be mediocre?

He may be the only person in the world that I genuinely, (genuinely) hope is just a sad unfulfilled mess on the inside. His sense of self-importance is sickening. In Sam Robert’s mind he is the moon and the stars and everything in between.

Last week was their intern’s last day and they asked him if he would continue to listen and he uncomfortably said he would try to sometimes, clearly trying to just get out of the situation with his 3 credits and not look back. Sam went off about how they are a “giant national radio show” and how they are meant to be listened to every day because “that’s what people do, cackle cackle cackle” I’ve never even seen Jim and Sam listed in one of the many Sirius xm promotions, and I have no clue how anyone other than a former oanda fan would when find them. There’s got to be hundreds if not thousands of podcasts with more listeners than Jim and Sam.

We need to help push the idea them bringing back the trump/McMahon loser gets their head shaved bit.

Please, lord, let this happen.

Does WWE know that they are giving a platform to someone who bullies autistic retards?

I hooe something goes wrong and he breaks his neck.

Sam Roberts is a fag.

Eh, good for him. He brought us Jocktober.

The only way Vince would let Sam win is so the crowd hates him more to knock him down harder later. Sam is a butt monkey for them

i hope they put him in a blue cape and lower him in from the ceiling

There is absolutely no shot that they would even offer giving him a chance to wrestle if they ever watched the shit he did with those high school gym wrestling shows.

He has absolutely no athletic interest aside from pretending to wrestle. That doesn't fly for WWE. They tell seasoned professional wrestlers to take a hike, and they spend millions training people who are already in athletics like football players.

They would never go out of their way to try and scout, romance, or get the interest of SAM ROBERTS, of all people. Sam would give his left nut to be trained by WWE with an interest in him having a career. He wishes this would happen. In reality, Sam Roberts went down to the WWE facility and he's such an outsider in WWE, that he considered it a big deal enough to brag about on the air.