that d-pad looks better than nintendo’s

Looks the same to me https://i.imgur.com/TlWSdUn.jpg

well fuck me running

it does look the same

chances are it's way cheaper feeling though if my experience with chinese knockoffs holds true

That slot is worn out, if you catch my drift

The pink one looks like the millennium falcon

What is his favorite game? Pokéchild?

Gotta catch em all! (to molest)

So you think you're being clever do you, child?

Reminds me of my saga game cog

It comes bundled with a legitimately non-asian made Gibson

Nintendo Gay Boy

Maybe if there was a comma. Game, child.

He prefers to hold an actual child, with his hands.