Give a man a sound bar, and he will listen to music for a day. TEACH a man how to steal a sound bar, and his son will be dead forever.

195  2019-05-03 by MrStealYourVape

I'm hammered.

13 comments

1  BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-05-03

You should do some cocaine and keep changing the music every 40 seconds

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-03

Yeah and remember to suddenly get real mad for no reason

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-03

That's from the Bible, right?

1  captaingigglefarts 2019-05-03

Kuhneronomy 6:12.

1  necfu 2019-05-03

Song of Swallowman 4:15

1  itrits 2019-05-03

Oof.

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-03

First thing I saw when I opened the app. Fucking retarded but it made me laugh

1  a-corsican-pimp 2019-05-03

https://imgur.com/gNvvkCs

1  Icon_Crash 2019-05-03

You see, that's the fucking problem. Nobody taught him how to steal a soundbar. One of the rules of stealing soundbars is not to bring your fucking kid. Or the rule that you don't run through intersections trying to escape imaginary police.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-05-03

Yeah but when you're fucking zooted, the rules go out the window alongside your toddler

1  aegrotatio 2019-05-03

Nigel Igger approves.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-03

Patrice be with you.

1  SextonHardcastle11 2019-05-03

That nigga Kuhn gettin' free Blade cuts for life though...