"Do you smoke, Adolf? You wouldn't have needed to invade anyone if you were high. Did you know hemp can be made into rope? It's a miracle plant. Do you think it came from aliens?"
He was impersonating Rogan, who's Irish and Italian which is the worst and most worthless, disgusting mix a man of European stock can be. Shit heads on both sides
“And then it became a weekly thing, I’d have rallies and thousands started coming to the rallies”
“Man, remember that feeling when you had gigs back to back weekends for the first time?”
“Oh yeah”
“Haha I was like FUCK this is startin to turn into something. It was...lets see, it must’ve been ‘93.”
“Yeah it was like I was happy to be getting 2 rallys in a week, 5 years later I’m sending Jews into the chamber by the million”
“Whooa. It must have been tough just to get them all in there, Jamie pull one of those up” stares at bright screen “Wow...Those things’ll tear you to shreds. They will FUCK your shit up”
It's 1939, Poland, Joe Rogan. Me and my best buddies decided to invade those Polish fucks after multiple provocations and Communist threats. I knew this crazy son-of-a-bitch who advanced the German forces beyond Lodz. This mothafucka was fucking whack, Joe Rogan. He killed 800 poles and finger-fucked 300 bitches along the way all the while selling coke from the back of his panzer. When us mothafuckas took over Krakow we had the biggest party you've ever seen, Joe Rogan. I don't remember so much after that because I was so fucked up on quaaludes.
I GREW UP IN NORTH MUNICH SELLING AQUARELL PAINTINGS, DOG! I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY I TRIED TO JOIN THE ACADEMY OF ARTS... BUT THE JEW DIRECTOR WOULDN'T ACCEPT ME IN, JOE ROGAN!
HE DISMISSED ARYAN STUDENTS BY DAY AND TRIED TO SUCK ARYAN COCK BY NIGHT, HIGH ON METH AND GORILLA BISCUITS, I'M TELLING YOU THE GUY WAS THIS CRAZY, DOG!
ME AND MY CREW KNEW THAT THE GUY WAS HUSTLIN' FOR DICK IN THE LUITPOLD PARK, SO BY NIGHT WE HID IN THE TREES, BEAUTIFUL OAK TREES, JOE ROGAN, AND JUST WAITED FOR HIM TO WALK BY...
WE JUMPED ON HIM, PUNCHED HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE SIDEWALK AND ROBBED THE MOTHERFUCKER. HE HAD 15 OUNCES OF BLOW ON HIM, FUCKING JEWS I TELL YA...
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH SO MUCH COKE, JOE ROGAN?
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT COCKROACH DIDN'T END HIS TENURE AT THE ACADEMY, DOG.
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1 StentFeznor 2019-05-03
"Do you smoke, Adolf? You wouldn't have needed to invade anyone if you were high. Did you know hemp can be made into rope? It's a miracle plant. Do you think it came from aliens?"
"Zis is why I alvays hated ze Italians... "
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-03
Don't disrespect the Italians, while they're dirty dago guinea's, he's more Cuban than anything.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-03
He was impersonating Rogan, who's Irish and Italian which is the worst and most worthless, disgusting mix a man of European stock can be. Shit heads on both sides
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2019-05-03
Neil Armstrong
JFK
Audie Murphy
Colin Quinn
All Irish.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-03
Hitler would've had that midget gassed along with the other tards
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-03
I think he would have been pissed that he could only gas Ari and Hinchcliffe once.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-03
“And then it became a weekly thing, I’d have rallies and thousands started coming to the rallies”
“Man, remember that feeling when you had gigs back to back weekends for the first time?”
“Oh yeah”
“Haha I was like FUCK this is startin to turn into something. It was...lets see, it must’ve been ‘93.”
“Yeah it was like I was happy to be getting 2 rallys in a week, 5 years later I’m sending Jews into the chamber by the million”
“Whooa. It must have been tough just to get them all in there, Jamie pull one of those up” stares at bright screen “Wow...Those things’ll tear you to shreds. They will FUCK your shit up”
1 IveBeenCalledSxyB4 2019-05-03
It's 1939, Poland, Joe Rogan. Me and my best buddies decided to invade those Polish fucks after multiple provocations and Communist threats. I knew this crazy son-of-a-bitch who advanced the German forces beyond Lodz. This mothafucka was fucking whack, Joe Rogan. He killed 800 poles and finger-fucked 300 bitches along the way all the while selling coke from the back of his panzer. When us mothafuckas took over Krakow we had the biggest party you've ever seen, Joe Rogan. I don't remember so much after that because I was so fucked up on quaaludes.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-03
I GREW UP IN NORTH MUNICH SELLING AQUARELL PAINTINGS, DOG! I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY I TRIED TO JOIN THE ACADEMY OF ARTS... BUT THE JEW DIRECTOR WOULDN'T ACCEPT ME IN, JOE ROGAN!
HE DISMISSED ARYAN STUDENTS BY DAY AND TRIED TO SUCK ARYAN COCK BY NIGHT, HIGH ON METH AND GORILLA BISCUITS, I'M TELLING YOU THE GUY WAS THIS CRAZY, DOG!
ME AND MY CREW KNEW THAT THE GUY WAS HUSTLIN' FOR DICK IN THE LUITPOLD PARK, SO BY NIGHT WE HID IN THE TREES, BEAUTIFUL OAK TREES, JOE ROGAN, AND JUST WAITED FOR HIM TO WALK BY...
WE JUMPED ON HIM, PUNCHED HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE SIDEWALK AND ROBBED THE MOTHERFUCKER. HE HAD 15 OUNCES OF BLOW ON HIM, FUCKING JEWS I TELL YA...
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH SO MUCH COKE, JOE ROGAN?
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT COCKROACH DIDN'T END HIS TENURE AT THE ACADEMY, DOG.
1 AlastairBelmont 2019-05-03
That's crazy, man...have you ever tried Zyklon B?
1 pussyfart187 2019-05-03
This should be the top comment
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-05-03
"Pull that shit up, Jamie..."
"DID SOMEONE SAY HYMIE?! WHERE?!"
1 CBNT_Tony 2019-05-03
Savege?
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-03
Trying to spell how fat beaner/fake wop Joey Diaz sounds when he speaks