Warning to Everbody
163 2019-05-03 by Whiplash91
For those of you who don't know. But Joe Cumia has infiltrated our public subreddit via alt accounts. This man is ex military and has an iq of 122. So god only knows what he is capable of. Godspeed everyone.
72 comments
5 AntsCamera 2019-05-03
He is an idiotic nigger spooge showing proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect
1 tandemi 2019-05-03
God damn that article could have literally been written about him.
4 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-03
He's capable of intense and profound faggotry.
4 lawyerherelistenup 2019-05-03
Capable? I'd say he's a certified expert
4 NanaOnADiet 2019-05-03
card-carrying
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-03
Extremely gifted
1 IntIectualHomosexual 2019-05-03
A talented cocksucker
1 NanaOnADiet 2019-05-03
and humble!
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-03
Faggotry indeed, But fortunately only here on the all forgiving O&A subreddit.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-03
^ this is one of Joe's 802589 alt accounts, which was very active today from 6-8 am... in case you were wondering why Ericclapton Cumia is late to school 90% of the time. Not even going to check /u/OpieCakeStomp or /u/TargetedHarassment
1 JuulSantana 2019-05-03
Terminate with extreme spit
4 The_Opster 2019-05-03
122 seems a little low for a man like Joe, don’t ya think?
4 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-03
Phht, redditard. Joe got bored by the second half of the IQ test because it wasn't challenging enough.
1 Gekokujo 2019-05-03
Why is he going to sit down inside and fill in circles on some bitch-ass test when the chick from Resident Evil is outside waiting to chug his load?
Im not half as smart as Joe and even I can do that math.
1 AnthsGun 2019-05-03
Joe DOWNPLAYS his IQ to 122 - IQ of the average doctor. Meanwhile an on-the-floor Panera employee like myself is lucky to break into the late 80's.
Truth is, we never stood a chance against the intellectual juggernaut that is Joe "not a pedophile" Cumia.
4 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-03
Seems a little far fetched...
3 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-03
He attends plastic bag conventions, hes not even in the industry, only a real maniac would do such a thing
3 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-05-03
OP is actually Joe, everyone stop posting!
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-03
I'm not Joe, child
3 GiygasFetus 2019-05-03
I wish he would infiltrate a coffin.
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-05-03
He already does ... to fuck the bodies of dead children.
1 ChocomelC 2019-05-03
Bullshit. Everyone knows corpses don't produce saliva.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-03
My god. It's Joe Cumia.
cue Extreme Ways
3 MichaelRichardsBot 2019-05-03
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1 Sicogon 2019-05-03
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1 corystereo 2019-05-03
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1 tooth_repair 2019-05-03
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1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-05-03
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3 Gay-4-Opie 2019-05-03
He’s average height though right?
6 GodRollHungJury 2019-05-03
You're in for a surprise, little man!
3 aRTie02150 2019-05-03
I hear that nigga is 6' 1" so I'm gonna hide under something.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-03
6 foot 1, five hundred and sixty pounds from Grenoble France
2 varamyr6skin 2019-05-03
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
2 obscurity-for-all 2019-05-03
He’s really fucking tall as well.
High alert gentlemen
2 Phkna1 2019-05-03
IQ of 12.2
1 IntIectualHomosexual 2019-05-03
122
1 Phkna1 2019-05-03
1.22
2 NanaOnADiet 2019-05-03
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1 wbgreen 2019-05-03
Be careful. I hear if Joe Cumia even suspects you are gay, he'll come up behind you and give you one hell of a pounding. He's a macho man!
1 kevinh1956 2019-05-03
Joe has Down’s syndrome. Be gentle with him. Life goes on😎
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-05-03
sounds like one dangerous nigger
1 Doodoflife 2019-05-03
So any comment that's drawn out and not funny is suspect. Fuck, it could be any one of us.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-03
He does have a very particular set of skills that makes him a nightmare for people like us
1 dochattan 2019-05-03
I hear he also fucks big name movie stars.. schedule permitting of course.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-03
He really does seem to be able to withstand most jokes, like him being a mother abandoning leech with a shitty fucking band who can't get his daughter to school on time. But if you bring up Anthony's child grooming ways he immediately turns into so so so so so so so so Joe and makes a complete fucking ass of himself.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-03
None of those are jokes though.
1 jokespot 2019-05-03
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1 CapeCodKilla508 2019-05-03
he's 6'1
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-05-03
Is there any evidence of him claiming he is not a pedophile for no reason, like on a daytime reality court television show? We might be able to use that to embarrass him.
1 LouieBeanshh 2019-05-03
who the fuck is Everbody
1 Anarox 2019-05-03
He's deadly with a potato peeler
1 Anarox 2019-05-03
Steven Seighail