That tall nigga who played Chewbacca died

43  2019-05-02 by blood_on_the_moon

Faggots everywhere are in mourning. I hope someone is keeping an eye on Kevin Smith...

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Will he be buried in the Chewbacca costume?

I'm sure there's a GoFundMe being set up at this very moment to send his Elephant Man bones into space

Oh jeez...already? This fucking guy...

Old Johnny One Note

This is beta trolling, he likes the sympathy attention. It started with his heart attack, then any little thing would trigger this master faggot into tears like a toddler.

I officially hate this fucking guy.

This is fucking shameful

He's being put into the costume. They're finding a big hill to roll him down in a tire while we speak.

He was in a costume. Who the fuck cares.

Costume? He was the original fur fag.

How he was picked for star wars.

"Hey. You a tall ass nigga. Hop in that suit and start making some animal noises"

RIP. A true artist who inspired millions of kids

He probably didn’t even make the noise

That's how they cast the alien in Alien too.

How fucking autistic are these people?

Kenny?

I bet if I opened any post from main faggot reddit the first comment will be about how he saved African children from AIDS once or some bullshit like that.

He gave African children aids’

Doing God's work

I wonder who they’ll use for Chewbacca from now on? I know a 6'1" guy who could use some work.

I'm not sure man. If we're thinking of the same man his schedules pretty full trying to rebook shows, for a fuckin tribute band, where the venue fired him after discovering his true colors. Between that and staring off into space ruminating his cud he's preeeetty busy.

We need a giant coffin and a furry suit.

Spaceedge has one eye on Kevin and the other on whoever is 20 feet to the right of Kevin.

The only star wars death I cared about was princess leia. Jerked off to her pics right after had the best orgasm knowing that cunt was dead.

Grrrrrrrrrreat

I hope someone rapes Kevin Smith Deliverance style