I hope whoever accidentally taught Jim to use words "visceral," "commonality," and "genuinely" in every other sentence has suffered extreme misfortune in life.
A common misconception is that Jim is a garden variety earthworm who feeds off dirt. In reality he is a parasitic, intestinal variety of worm who feeds off his human host.
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1 GinFoss 2019-05-02
I hope whoever accidentally taught Jim to use words "visceral," "commonality," and "genuinely" in every other sentence has suffered extreme misfortune in life.
It was probably Colin, if I had to guess.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-05-02
He wasn't taught. He just adapted to his surroundings like the worm he is.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-02
He’s too stupid to learn so he just adapts the way bacteria would
1 Leofan7 2019-05-02
He filled the receptacle he was poured into.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-02
If we cut him in half, would he grow another head and turn into two worms?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-02
A common misconception is that Jim is a garden variety earthworm who feeds off dirt. In reality he is a parasitic, intestinal variety of worm who feeds off his human host.
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-05-02
What an intimidating look. Really menacing.
1 NanaOnADiet 2019-05-02
watch it, he gets real dark, man
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-02
Don’t worry, Jimmy can control himself, he will leave the room if there are knives in it.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-02
Dude I think you're a geeeeniiuuuus, I genuinely do.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-02
Nice to see you’re over on this sub, sir. Don’t remember seeing your name for a while.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-02
Calm down, Tommy Lee Jones
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-02
I'd like to think he made that same face upon finding out Princess Alena was happily married.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-02
Or the one where he's crying. Who the fuck screen-grabbed that picture?