If it was me, I would told the shooter to “Get back, this isn’t your show”

Then roundhouse kick the gun out of his hand, then catch it mid air

I’d turn to the girl with the biggest tits and give her a coy wink.

Then do a back flip, while shooting the assailant directly in the center of his head

then i’d say “class dismissed”

before the classroom erupted in applause

Top notch Cumia role-play

I laughed, I cried, I got hard

People in that post seem to legitimately think that if you have a loved one die, social programs should pay all your bills for the rest of your life.

They also think their "Omg I'm so sorry that happened to you"s are worth a shit.

I’m down with that

would result in these psychos offing more of their own for money, more than usual i mean

I wish we have someone so brave when patrick snaps. Say hi to lil Khun.