Good morning to my fat little cherub /u/patrickstomlinson

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood, child.

Hes not bothered. He would tell us if he was, genuinely.

All his posts in politics are people telling him hes late on news and its already posted. How embarrassing.

he's soon going to reach 0 comment karma

holy hell he's losing it

I always pay in full.

I bet he's well behaved at the dentist too. He really is a Brother Joe.

My god fellas, he's cracking!

"Hush child, I lift weights several times per week".

This is gold.