"That glow after the first 5k of the season" - Fatrick S. Tublinson

47  2019-05-01 by blood_on_the_moon

9 comments

I'm not fat, I just glow like a woman heavy with child, child

I also talk about “training” to lightly jog three miles.

He can run 11 if not 12 months a year here. Fatty doesn't understand layering. At least 20 miles of paved parkland in the area and even in 2 feet of ice the riverbank is easier than it looks. Cross country runners began last month and its been raining all week.

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I've never seen a grown ass man so desperate to convince strangers he's an Adonis.

20 miles is 32.19 km

Nice conversion, stupid.

Is that overfed soy boy really claiming to be a fucking marathon runner now?!?

You know damn well this nigga hasn't seen 5k in his life, neither the race or the bank balance

I gotta give Amy credit for getting out there and dropping those last 5 pregnancy pounds.