First Joe Cumia doc by Beige

53  2019-05-01 by suirogerg

The part where he read’s Joe’s babbling apology with a bed of “With or Without You” in the background is fawkin great.

Sorry, not a PST bashing, but just a reminder of how hilarious and talented this sub’s members are.

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Porsalin has better/flashier editing and that British accent gives an air of legitimacy to his docs

Beige has a gift for storytelling. He covers a topic clearly, concisely, and thoroughly. The way he arranges and paces mass amounts of information makes everything easy to follow. It's humorous but doesn't clutter the narrative by show off how funny he can be.

I feel like a collaboration between the two would be unstoppable.

When all this shit blows up in everyone’s faces, maybe they’ll team up for the official O&A subreddit doc. Just hope they don’t pull a Von.

RIP O&A sub. It was 14 years old.

No wonder Fatrick and Joe were so obsessed with. The sub started getting too old so they had no use.

It was about 8-9yrs old. So still within Ant's fuckable range.

now that there is a great idea

You mean a stupid static vaporwave gif over the entire thing? It makes it look ugly.

Beige is fucking hilarious & needs to make similar longass multi-part docs about Opie & Norton

Yeah I’d see that. But what else can be said about the Worm though? Seriously, the dude is not nearly as famous as he pretends.

I know that was mainly a rhetorical question, but in case Beige reads this I'll list some stuff he can include:

  • what in Jimmy's childhood made his grow up to be such a nasty freak
  • his sort-of betrayal of Anth after that racist tweets bullshit, how that was a bad decision since Jim began to hate Op almost immediately. & then how he further mortified Ant by pretending to be interested in joining Cumpound Media then turning Ant down. ouch.
  • him stealing $60,000 from fans. I have no idea what that's about. something about cartoons?
  • any embarrassing, dumb beef he's had with actually well-known comedians
  • his possible role in getting Anth into Tgirls and/or hooking him up with Sue
  • the whole deal with what his marriage plans were with some tranny & why he got turned down

ok I'm done being a nosey fag now

also, showing Jimmy's frightening transformation from chubby, bug-eyed, blinky bastard to a half-dead, skeletal vegan ghoul would be a nice touch.

and the many, many embarrassing photos of him shoving his sweaty mug into a grossed-out celeb's personal space for a stupid photo

All excellent points I would like to see addressed. Also I've heard about it ad nauseum, but I need more in depth info on Jimmy's "addictions". I was a teenage alcoholic and drug addict, so his story isn't out of the question, but everytime he speaks about it my blood boils.

I don't know why they don't just combine forces and start a production company together and do documentaries.