Basset Hound

1  2019-05-01 by WickedToughGuy

4 comments

Now that I'm old enough for old ladies to hit on me, I understand that hairdo (and the "let me talk to your manager" one).

It bamboozles you for just long enough. By the time you see past the Dokken-video nostalgia to the wrinkly horror within, you're halfway into a plan to go fuck somewhere and probably won't back out of it.

Bitches be shoppin'.

Ah, to be 16 again.

Women age like Bread

Pull off that dress and the bitch will look like a can of busted biscuits