I gotta say, it is fun when a trailer bombs this hard and all the big subs are just straight roasts. Someone in r/movies said "this looks like the most 2003 movie ever".
Alright, I played sonic when I was a kid and that's about the limits to my exposure, but there's no way he's a popular enough character to carry a movie, right? Maybe I'm out of the loop, but this seems a good 30 years too late to me.
Okay, great. And those video game characters carry movies all the time, right? You fucking manchildren and your incesent need to defend your juvenile hobby, I tell ya.
Of all the old games to make a movie of they choose Sonic. I don't even remember anything other than the villain, the coins and the loops and that little fox thing.
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1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-30
Finally Hollywood makes a high quality movie with great acting, excellent artistic choices and seamless CG.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-30
I gotta say, it is fun when a trailer bombs this hard and all the big subs are just straight roasts. Someone in r/movies said "this looks like the most 2003 movie ever".
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-30
It's fun when out of control junkie moderators like you don't resign after getting straight roasted: https://old.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bim47k/4_mods_are_actually_moderating/
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-30
This bit stinks, tardo.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Alright, I played sonic when I was a kid and that's about the limits to my exposure, but there's no way he's a popular enough character to carry a movie, right? Maybe I'm out of the loop, but this seems a good 30 years too late to me.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-30
They have this weird fanbase that sexualizes a lot of shit. Add that to muh 90s nostalgia, and the kids, and you might have been able to do something.
I mean, everyone seems giddy for that Pikachu movie coming out.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-30
https://old.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bim47k/4_mods_are_actually_moderating/
Like how you sexualize your job moderating this place?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
People sexualize sonic the hedgehog, eh? I'll take your word from it, there's enough of those furry freaks out there that I'm sure it's a thing.
1 moleguy9k 2019-04-30
Sonic fans have fetishes even worse than your average furfag
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
What the fuck
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Isn't he a fucking children's character? These freaks don't even hide their pedo inclinations anymore.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-04-30
Type "Sonic feet," hit search, look around, and then go find a priest
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-30
Haha that is great. Sonic the shitterhog.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2019-04-30
Sonic is probably the second most recognizable and iconic video game character of all time.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
Okay, great. And those video game characters carry movies all the time, right? You fucking manchildren and your incesent need to defend your juvenile hobby, I tell ya.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-30
Of all the old games to make a movie of they choose Sonic. I don't even remember anything other than the villain, the coins and the loops and that little fox thing.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-30
No
1 J-Bradley1 2019-04-30
"Strange, isn't it?"