Yeah the bit where the guy died of food poisoning because he gave a shitty gift and insisted on eating the receipt after the dude took a shit was a real knee slapper
We as a sub should support this man. He's a funny fucking guy.
My girlfriend doesn't like it when i tell rape jokes. She asks me "Anthony, why do you insist on doing rape jokes when i told you that I was raped?" And i told her "because i don't believe you."
Jeselnik is top 10 dead or alive. He's like when The Rock was the biggest heel and then turned babyface because people loved his arrogance. Loosely paraphrasing my favorite joke of his (with quotation marks so stupid autistic faggots like /u/handsumguybakedinpie know it's a quote and don't accuse me of joke stealing, as if semi-anonymously posting here is my own one-hour special I profit from):
"My mom was a Holocaust denier.. yeah.. then we brought a rabbi over to teach her about the history of the Jewish people, and we showed her Schindler's List... then my mom did a complete 180... now, she can't believe it only happened once."
And reminder, he made holocaust jokes to Maron's faggot face after calling him an old creep who ghouls for young girls.
Thanks. I did watch wrestling until manhood. I watched everything including Japan leagues, loved the extreme death match tapes I could import, and regularly went to WWF and ECW events. RVD is my favorite wrestling personality, but Bret Hart a wrestler.
No. Figure out which episode of Jelesnik Offensive Maron was on and download it from thepiratebay. second season of the show for sure, I can't remember which episode.
Oh I must have seen it and forgotten. I thought it was maybe on Maron's podcast and really didn't want to slog through one of those. I should go through the Jeselnik Offensive again anyways, that was the last good Comedy Central show.
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1 realestassdude 2019-04-30
Does he get into how he was able to fuck all the pretty and funny out of Amy?
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-30
I don't know, I'm only 15 minutes in.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-30
Real ass dude of the week
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-30
He really did get out right as time expired.
1 StewartScoldedCumia 2019-04-30
or more like it expired because he stopped writing for her
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-30
That new Tim Robinson show is the shit. Episodes go by real quick too.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-30
You know what's shit? You moderating: https://old.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bim47k/4_mods_are_actually_moderating/
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-30
Yeah the bit where the guy died of food poisoning because he gave a shitty gift and insisted on eating the receipt after the dude took a shit was a real knee slapper
I want those 6 minutes of my life back. Asshole.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-30
Ehh go watch Madea's Family Picnic
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-30
How about we all watch you resign? https://old.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bim47k/4_mods_are_actually_moderating/
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-30
We as a sub should support this man. He's a funny fucking guy.
My girlfriend doesn't like it when i tell rape jokes. She asks me "Anthony, why do you insist on doing rape jokes when i told you that I was raped?" And i told her "because i don't believe you."
Real ass dude
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-30
Jeselnik is top 10 dead or alive. He's like when The Rock was the biggest heel and then turned babyface because people loved his arrogance. Loosely paraphrasing my favorite joke of his (with quotation marks so stupid autistic faggots like /u/handsumguybakedinpie know it's a quote and don't accuse me of joke stealing, as if semi-anonymously posting here is my own one-hour special I profit from):
"My mom was a Holocaust denier.. yeah.. then we brought a rabbi over to teach her about the history of the Jewish people, and we showed her Schindler's List... then my mom did a complete 180... now, she can't believe it only happened once."
And reminder, he made holocaust jokes to Maron's faggot face after calling him an old creep who ghouls for young girls.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-30
Nice wrestling reference, queer
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-30
Thanks. I did watch wrestling until manhood. I watched everything including Japan leagues, loved the extreme death match tapes I could import, and regularly went to WWF and ECW events. RVD is my favorite wrestling personality, but Bret Hart a wrestler.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-30
Again with this?
Jeselnik's fine. Last man standing, sort of—but Shapiro's still alive and insanity is better when it's failing to fuck yr girl.
I could name ten better comedians who died in any year before 2000.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-30
But you didn't name any besides one guy whose best work is on a shitty youtube video.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-04-30
Got a link for the Maron stuff?
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-30
No. Figure out which episode of Jelesnik Offensive Maron was on and download it from thepiratebay. second season of the show for sure, I can't remember which episode.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-04-30
Oh I must have seen it and forgotten. I thought it was maybe on Maron's podcast and really didn't want to slog through one of those. I should go through the Jeselnik Offensive again anyways, that was the last good Comedy Central show.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-30
The title of his special is not a coincidence.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-30
how the fuck can you people watch standup
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-30
I don't usually unless it's someone I like.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-30
LIKE like?
1 Monotoned 2019-04-30
Civilian spotted.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-30
My cover's blown...at least no one commented on my shirt before i escaped 'the table'
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-30
Nice shirt, stupid fag.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-04-30
Just another lowly civilian with no appreciation for "the craft" of telling dick jokes.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-30
It's fucking great