It doesn't show in that photoshop, but he's not even 40 and he's got a lot of white hair. Sometimes it's genetic, but it's probably because the excess weight is causing his body stress so the energy output is going to the 'keep this fucker alive' part of the body as opposed to 'keep the hair from looking like shit' portion.
Instead of doing a half-marathon once a year, Patso should like, actually hit the treadmill instead of wasting time at the bar being friends with old gay men. Maybe then, The Nikkster won't leave him for a ripped black Wisconsinite.
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1 GeMigMat 2019-04-30
They really mean YES
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-30
It doesn't show in that photoshop, but he's not even 40 and he's got a lot of white hair. Sometimes it's genetic, but it's probably because the excess weight is causing his body stress so the energy output is going to the 'keep this fucker alive' part of the body as opposed to 'keep the hair from looking like shit' portion.
Instead of doing a half-marathon once a year, Patso should like, actually hit the treadmill instead of wasting time at the bar being friends with old gay men. Maybe then, The Nikkster won't leave him for a ripped black Wisconsinite.