At least, not in the traditional sense. You see, he derives no sexual pleasure from it. Being a hardcore white supremacist, he has devoted himself to touching young black & brown children in order to destroy their sense of self-worth and send them down the road to suicide & drug addiction. He’s playing the long game, folks; seeking to destroy a generation of ethic minorities, one child at a time. Please, if you know a POC with small children, remind them to keep their head on a swivel. There’s a needy-fingered sci-fi author on the prowl.

(Allegedly)