The point this has gotten to is so ridiculous it’s beautiful.
85 2019-04-30 by DownHerGullet
How would you even begin to explain this situation to someone?
Well this unfunny comedian from the outback said (something? I honestly don’t remember and I’m definitely not motivated enough to google it) that Norm McDonald responded to. Some lunatic from North Dakota who writes Star Wars fan fiction and pretends that he’s being stalked by Neo-Nazis said he wasn’t funny so this sub started making fun of his man tits and the fact that his ex is getting boned by another man. The obese guy who’s obsessed with children then tried to sue the nameless alcoholics and sandwich chefs that called him out for wanting to punch women in the face. More faggotry ensued and this is just our lives now. That about covers it.
40 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-30
I know the girl I’m wish I could marry as she patiently listens to every update I give her from this sub.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
I’m assuming this woman is a popular actress that you talk through the screen to.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-30
We were going to go out for dinner but our schedules clashed.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Look at this tall drink of water over here.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
No less than 6 foot 1 by my calculations
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
swoon
1 harriswill 2019-04-30
He must pay CASH, NO CRYING
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
I sometimes get the feeling that Joe’s incredibly retarded.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-30
I’m an oral plumber and I must say that’s my favourite kind of client.
1 Nick_1989 2019-04-30
I was scrolling thru the sub while watching tv with my wife & she happened to catch one of the many explicitly gay porn pictures posted. I then had to explain who Joe Cumia is and why a group of 4,800 plus individuals dedicate time out of their day to make his life miserable. She sorta understood once I showed her the People’s Court episode.
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-30
She's going to leave you now.
1 Nick_1989 2019-04-30
She can’t. There are tax implications.
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-30
Attaboy
1 stephenpaddock59 2019-04-30
And personal safety implications
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
I just had to explain to my wife why I was laughing so hard at ancii pictures of a soy-ridden failure.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Is she packing right now?
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-30
9incher
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Sounds like a real princess.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-30
Her smell is intoxicating
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Hopefully she’s not talking to people she shouldn’t be.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-30
I hope the people's court episode helped clear up the question no one was asking about whether or not Joe is a pedophile.
1 fokm 2019-04-30
No but it did clear up the issue of whether racists can enter contracts.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
Why are you Lying to your wife, you dick? You don’t make my life miserable. Not even close. Why don’t you just tell her the truth...you fantasize about large black cock in both ends. Simple, to the point.
1 padre- 2019-04-30
since you wont answer us i assume anthony got his guns and carry permit taken away. its really hard to keep pistols (or any firearm) on long island isnt it?
1 AmberBeard 2019-04-30
Don't project.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
My girl gets it. I tell her about our fun and she loffs. I just don't say too much. No names. No circumstances explained too clearly. She'll be exonerated if Patso someday causes me to get 20 years in jail for super hyper cyber bullying.
1 Antlovessue 2019-04-30
I was scrolling and then my girlfriend said " who is nana?"
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-30
Just say you’re cyber-bullying some gay nerd who calls everyone child. Who’s going ask more questions?
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-30
I especially liked the part where we'd transitioned into a ROLLINS hate sub but Fat blundered back onto the radar like a drunk-piloted blimp.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Is Henry even aware of how well his retardation is celebrated here?
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-30
That's a set of balls I'm not gonna juggle, pal.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
Well said, child.
1 DildoRenter 2019-04-30
My sides.
1 Not_Anthwan 2019-04-30
We'd never have this sub without him, and would still be stuck with fat thief and his beefers crowd. Let's face it - the sub was as good as dead. But Patrick brought us back to life with his faggotry.
All I'm saying is: Let's get some of his gigs cancelled and destroy his books review section everywhere they're still sold.
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
In a weird way SpaceCunt separated the wheat from the chaff. He’s also a junkie and animal rapist.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-30
I tried to explain to my girl why I giggle like a lunatic while reading reddit. She says I'm a cyber bully and made me promise not to tell pat to kill himself. I love her so I said I wouldn't.
U/patrickstomlinson I hope you get chased by French paparazzi
1 DownHerGullet 2019-04-30
That’s sweet.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-04-30
OK, Norton
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-30
Pretty sure Opie stole that from Bennington.
1 RealKeeny 2019-04-30
Thank you I needed a good catch-me-up summary