The Missile is seeing a lot of infighting and this concerns him. If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand. Similarly, a family splintered by feuding will fall apart.
0 2019-04-29 by TheMissileMendelbaum
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
That's a fact, Jack. Consider yourselves warned.
15 comments
1 call_me_winston 2019-04-29
shut up dork
1 TheMissileMendelbaum 2019-04-29
Only sticks and stones may break The Missile's bones
1 JansHammer 2019-04-29
it's go time!
1 TheMissileMendelbaum 2019-04-29
The Missile wants to make a Seinfeld reference but doesn't want to break character
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
I wish your parents died in 9-11.
1 TheMissileMendelbaum 2019-04-29
The Missile is Canadian
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
I wish your parents died in a snowmobile accident.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-29
My older cousin got decapitated on a snowmobile when I was a kid.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
At least they are already dressed for the open casket funeral.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-29
They had a balloon with a smiley face drawn on it where his head should've been
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
Make it with helium and rig it to float up when the pastor says Amen to fuck with people.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-29
Canadians did 9-11. I saw some mulleted hosers dancing on the roof of a Jersey City rec center that fateful day.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-29
Very disrespectful. Sad.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
They were eating Tim Hortons and holding up pictures of Trudeau.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-29
Shoo shoo