Proudly consuming corporate radio trash is woke now, so ROLLINS does it. I'm sure he has a bit about how being into the music he actually likes is the preserve of scared little boys from the wrong side of history who are hiding a tiny shameful secret in their Proud Boy pants.

Those clowns like the beatles and rolling stones, just a bunch of male hormones under goofy hairdos. "Just 17 if you know what a mean" talk about perpetuating rape culture. Now Lady gaga, there's a powerful young musician using her talent to spread equality and smashing the glass ceiling.

The Beatles were literal nazis.

You'd better believe it, mister.

Since I was a kid I couldn't stand this fucking guy. Quit with the act, sissy.

"I admire hip hop from afar. While I do consider rappers my brothers in arms in the art of conveying a political message through words, I do not dare tread where they tread. Cultural appropriation? That's a government handout I'm not willing to accept."

Fucking loving plain talking Rollins

Imagine reaching that age, covered in those shitty tattoos, no wife or family to take care of you in your twilight years. Just a career of terrible music, forgettable acting performances and extremely douche chill-inducing "spoken word performances" that nobody was impressed by. He didn't even live it up or bang a bunch of broads. All he has are a lifetime of memories of taking himself too seriously to the admiration of no one. What a dork.

His tattoos look like they were done with piano wire and pen ink

This is one of my favorite bits on here.

REMINDER: HANDY ROBBINS threw his buddy in front of a gunman in a robbery who was shot and killed so he could run away like a scared bitch.

Buddy/ boyfriend

Henry Rollins prefers little boys.

who is this queer?

i missed this one. what's the original quote? "that's one (noun) i'm not (verb)ing" or whatever

These tattoos were made by minimum wage tattoo artists. They're not artistically amazing, but the message my tattoos convey is that they are the tattoos of the working class man. Because that's what I am a a classy man working in this world. By the way, I have tattoos if you didn't notice.

This Rollins bit has actually been around on this sub for a few years. I remember the "That's a ____ I can't ____" line going back at least to 2015. Sad part is we cant find it now.