The scccccumbag Hispanians tried to motherfuck me

65  2019-04-29 by harriswill

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Wine diluted with water? Don't you know I am a fucking recovering alcoholic?! I am a fucking ADDICT!

Quick, call Bacchus, my sponsor.

Always on his marble tablet deciding how many tokens to give the vikings

Olive oil and wine vinegar? What am I? some stallion from Desperate Housewives?

Where's my mustard?! IT'S FUCKING 9AM!!! did the intern fucked up again?

'Ceterum censeo United Airlinem esse delendam'

Et Continental

I will be traveling to neighboring Moesia as my beloved Blonde Minotaur which I had specially imported from The Northern Germanic Plains cannot legally enter The Imperial Provinces.