Elizabeth Clarke is a WITCH!

1  2019-04-29 by PhishInVa2

8 comments

She turned me into a Newt!

Hide in the ventilation shaft from the predator

Sick movie ref, brah.

She actually is tho. It's required by law that all women over 220 lbs become wiccan.

Jesus, where you at?

"Matthew Hopkins also claimed he saw her 'evil helpers', one of which was a baby."

A child, you might say.

More like a sandwich... eater...

We should talk about this ELIZABETH CLARKE and mention what a pretty little psycho that witch was. To be clear, its ELIZABETH CLARKE the witch that is a fat fangirl that wants to suck the penis of ye olde hack writers.