They normally double take when he walks in as his picture's up on the wall for circulating bad cheques, but hes taken to wearing a disguise, and so far its working
Keith is the kind of guy that so rarely encounters anyone dumber than himself. So when he realized that he could do simple subtraction, and thought the cashier couldn’t...he felt the need to put them down. Some 16 year old kid with an honest job. Give ‘em hell Keith!!
Maybe they make that face because they are annoyed by the rodent-faced man that always pays for his Playgirls with a fuckin hundred? Who knows?!
It means, like many old people, he thinks he's smarter than young people. You see, young people can't make change in a fraction of a second so they are bad with math and bad with money. Meanwhile Keith the Wop has run a multi-million dollar podcast network into the ground but he's great with math, money and also computers.
Compound media is the perfect example of what 2 boomers with a single high school diploma between can do with millions of dollars. Shut up Keith the kid was in a fog, you’ve been in one for years.
Wow, teenage girls who only got the job at the shitty dive you're patronizing don't care about the job their parents made them get. Why aren't they happy to see me??? Can someone explain to me, in my ignorant stupor, why our child slaves are not immediately enthusiastic and capable of mentally breaking down a major financial transaction. Why is this high school kid, literally a kid, why is this kid not a cash register? Why is this female child not understanding that when I forced her to undertake a responsibility she wasn't ready for, that she needs to magically become a calculator at my instant request.
Fat, entitled, ugly, stupid, retarded, in absolutely no way redeemable. Keith The Cop, you are such a clueless fucking cunt.
I used to work as a cashier, and guys like this would purposely hold the change until they see you punch it in, like some kinda faggoty test. Just to stump you and feel smart.
21 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-29
Cashier probably recognizes Keith’s association from Compound and is very weary about the authenticity of a $100 bill.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-29
They normally double take when he walks in as his picture's up on the wall for circulating bad cheques, but hes taken to wearing a disguise, and so far its working
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-29
That was painful to read you mongrel
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-29
Sorry for using the ENGLISH language correctly
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-29
Haha
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-29
This would be plausible if anyone knew what Compound media was besides us
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-29
theyre broke counting pennies and need a way to make it funny so the pederist came up with this gem of a bit
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-29
The register tells you how much to hand back.
I am an assistant manager at Panera, I train new guys all the time.
Sadly the niggers pilfer the register despite the obvious camera over the fucking thing, then play stupid when I have them arrested.
1 JansHammer 2019-04-29
must see tv.
1 CuntyDracula 2019-04-29
Keith is the kind of guy that so rarely encounters anyone dumber than himself. So when he realized that he could do simple subtraction, and thought the cashier couldn’t...he felt the need to put them down. Some 16 year old kid with an honest job. Give ‘em hell Keith!!
Maybe they make that face because they are annoyed by the rodent-faced man that always pays for his Playgirls with a fuckin hundred? Who knows?!
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-29
Imagine giving Keith the responsibility of handling the cash counter, not only is he retarded and dishonest to boot
1 Poo-U 2019-04-29
I beg to differ. He’s retarded, but crooked cops all know how to count money.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-29
Ofc he does and he's taking 20% off on every transition
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
It means, like many old people, he thinks he's smarter than young people. You see, young people can't make change in a fraction of a second so they are bad with math and bad with money. Meanwhile Keith the Wop has run a multi-million dollar podcast network into the ground but he's great with math, money and also computers.
1 Terahite 2019-04-29
Great another venture Keith can screw up inexplicably.
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-29
Idiot does confusing shit then feels superior when people get confused.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-29
“Start a YouTube”
Retarded boomer fag
1 xterraroc 2019-04-29
Compound media is the perfect example of what 2 boomers with a single high school diploma between can do with millions of dollars. Shut up Keith the kid was in a fog, you’ve been in one for years.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-29
this is why you were a cop and not in media
but i can't blame him. this is anthony's fault
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-29
Wow, teenage girls who only got the job at the shitty dive you're patronizing don't care about the job their parents made them get. Why aren't they happy to see me??? Can someone explain to me, in my ignorant stupor, why our child slaves are not immediately enthusiastic and capable of mentally breaking down a major financial transaction. Why is this high school kid, literally a kid, why is this kid not a cash register? Why is this female child not understanding that when I forced her to undertake a responsibility she wasn't ready for, that she needs to magically become a calculator at my instant request.
Fat, entitled, ugly, stupid, retarded, in absolutely no way redeemable. Keith The Cop, you are such a clueless fucking cunt.
1 Superbad415 2019-04-29
I used to work as a cashier, and guys like this would purposely hold the change until they see you punch it in, like some kinda faggoty test. Just to stump you and feel smart.