All I know is they got the basic package, then VIP silver where you get bumped to the front of the recovery room, and VIP gold where they open after hours and give you a fully private experience.
One of my besties, a very loyal customer, sprung for the silver and was not satisfied with the service. She'll be taking her business elsewhere. What a shame.
Wait a goddamn minute. You specifically told me you didn't fuck reddit moderators, you said we were small-dicked pathetic losers who could never satisfy a woman properly.
Do they tell any jokes about not being able to wipe properly because they cannot reach, or about how any dick they get is usually very drunk, and does not make eye contact in the morning?
How about the odd smell that wafts out of them from their thighs rubbing together?
Can you just imagine trying to keep a straight face if you walked into a room and saw these 3 ladies sipping tea and sharing stories? You're in for a treat, so pull up a chair and wait for the quick banter between Rosey, Ashley, and Sha'La'Do'Re'Mi'Fa'So
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1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-28
Authentic = fat, apparently
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
I have to eat 4500 calories a day to maintain my weight lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
Because you have to feed that fucking alien growing out of your abdomen.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
I weigh 123 lbs and 23 of that is belly button
1 thrillated 2019-04-28
Are the rumors that the father of that thing is TMNT's Splinter?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
And it's due Sept 2019 the original 9th month. Congrats to proud papa u/theghostofabevigoda
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
I found footage of u/ghostofabevigoda last baby.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
Alexa, what's the abortion term limit in Florida and Canada?
1 assreaper 2019-04-28
Like you don't know.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
All I know is they got the basic package, then VIP silver where you get bumped to the front of the recovery room, and VIP gold where they open after hours and give you a fully private experience.
One of my besties, a very loyal customer, sprung for the silver and was not satisfied with the service. She'll be taking her business elsewhere. What a shame.
1 EazyEd420 2019-04-28
Doc Martin might know
1 assreaper 2019-04-28
Hey, no Maury shaming here.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-28
Wait a goddamn minute. You specifically told me you didn't fuck reddit moderators, you said we were small-dicked pathetic losers who could never satisfy a woman properly.
Mind telling me when the FUCK that changed?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
He gotta a big old ghost dick 🤷♀️ can you really blame me. Plus he wasn't law enforcement at the time of conception
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-28
Women don't care about penis size, sweetie.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-28
Chicks dig power
I’m gonna be swimming in pussy when I become a mod
1 DigitalTorque 2019-04-28
Hulu, the home for waterbufflers.
1 Shitpost-Ghost 2019-04-28
Maybe they are funny they do bits where they undress, then are greased up and normal sized people try to catch them
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
Crisco Chasedown Season 2 Ep 4
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-04-28
"Cut! Someone get that spoon from her, we can't keep running out of Crisco"
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
Do they tell any jokes about not being able to wipe properly because they cannot reach, or about how any dick they get is usually very drunk, and does not make eye contact in the morning?
How about the odd smell that wafts out of them from their thighs rubbing together?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-28
How about having to get their feet severed at 43?
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-28
Moo-lu
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-28
White girl told them their hair was made of "lipids," which is basically grease, so they ate fistfuls of it.
1 assreaper 2019-04-28
Is the one on the left Nell Carter's mulatto daughter?
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-28
God fucking damn it. I also got this while browsing YouTube and just made a thread about it
1 NewbornFleshlight 2019-04-28
Fuck, Marry, Eat
Ok I’ll go
Fuck the Latina since they always down to smash Marry the sassy black chick like Burr And eat the white coal burner she looks pretty juicy.
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-28
I'd rather lob a live grenade in between them and watch as they try to run away from it.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-28
They really want comedy to become synonymous with poetry slam horseshit. Authentic heavy-breathing jowly voices.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-28
Can you just imagine trying to keep a straight face if you walked into a room and saw these 3 ladies sipping tea and sharing stories? You're in for a treat, so pull up a chair and wait for the quick banter between Rosey, Ashley, and Sha'La'Do'Re'Mi'Fa'So