56 2019-04-28 by Quackafella_Records
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-28
Is that Batman symbol shit steak? Cuz Sam won't eat steak unless you shape it like the Ultimate Warrior's cock.
1 rupaulspizzagaterace 2019-04-28
He'd know the difference too.
"Gawd dammit, mom!! This is Goldberg's cock you stupid BITCH!!"
1 Awkawardsilence 2019-04-28
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-28
WaRrIoR SaYs
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
are those minion chicken nuggies?
1 suirogerg 2019-04-28
The fact that a 35-year old FATHER OF TWO would eat even some of the shit here is just sad.
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-04-28
Imagine what a 6’1 father of FOUR eats
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-28
Mostly cock I'd imagine.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-04-28
And 4 avocados, 12oz cubed ham, and 8oz shredded cheddar jack/
1 zoogie778 2019-04-28
Fatty mayo
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-28
Why did he have to include that it was "fatty"? It's mayo dipshit, we already know.
I couldn't remember if he actually said that phrase, or if I heard him wrong. There are no Google results for the phrase "fatty mayo" so it might describe the consistency of his torso.
its not that a person would eat, if a person is hungry he will eat
its the reality that Sam chooses this diet and sees no problem with it
simply from a health level, all the shit in the food he eats is gonna give him ass cancer
keep it up Sammy
He obviously didn’t watch the Joe Matarese inspirational father series... fucking SCUMBAG Sam.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-28
Just think about him bitching to Jess because she used the last of the nuggets to feed their kid.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-04-28
I figure most fathers of two eat this shit. That’s what their dumb kids are eating.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-28
Sam is the fucking worst.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-28
Brought to you by Simply Sarah (probably)
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-28
He’d rather eat this than a steak made by Guy Fieri. Sad
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-28
1 MemeAnalzyer 2019-04-28
SAM SPIT OUT A NICE STEAK
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-28
Ketchup is too much for him.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-28
Too exotic
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-28
He'd genuinely love this. That's the worst part.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-04-28
That looks great what the fuck are you all on about. This is a five course meal in North England.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-28
just a reminder that sam's insane mom (who he had sex with) would carry chicken in a plastic bag in her purse in case they went over to anyone's house
1 twatto_time 2019-04-28
No tater tots?
What do you think those smile faces are?
28 comments
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-28
Is that Batman symbol shit steak? Cuz Sam won't eat steak unless you shape it like the Ultimate Warrior's cock.
1 rupaulspizzagaterace 2019-04-28
He'd know the difference too.
"Gawd dammit, mom!! This is Goldberg's cock you stupid BITCH!!"
1 Awkawardsilence 2019-04-28
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-28
WaRrIoR SaYs
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
are those minion chicken nuggies?
1 suirogerg 2019-04-28
The fact that a 35-year old FATHER OF TWO would eat even some of the shit here is just sad.
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-04-28
Imagine what a 6’1 father of FOUR eats
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-28
Mostly cock I'd imagine.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-04-28
And 4 avocados, 12oz cubed ham, and 8oz shredded cheddar jack/
1 zoogie778 2019-04-28
Fatty mayo
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-28
Why did he have to include that it was "fatty"? It's mayo dipshit, we already know.
1 zoogie778 2019-04-28
I couldn't remember if he actually said that phrase, or if I heard him wrong. There are no Google results for the phrase "fatty mayo" so it might describe the consistency of his torso.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
its not that a person would eat, if a person is hungry he will eat
its the reality that Sam chooses this diet and sees no problem with it
simply from a health level, all the shit in the food he eats is gonna give him ass cancer
keep it up Sammy
1 suirogerg 2019-04-28
He obviously didn’t watch the Joe Matarese inspirational father series... fucking SCUMBAG Sam.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-28
Just think about him bitching to Jess because she used the last of the nuggets to feed their kid.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-04-28
I figure most fathers of two eat this shit. That’s what their dumb kids are eating.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-28
Sam is the fucking worst.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-28
Brought to you by Simply Sarah (probably)
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-28
He’d rather eat this than a steak made by Guy Fieri. Sad
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-28
REMINDER: I hope the baby currently inside Sam Robert's fat wife dies.
1 MemeAnalzyer 2019-04-28
SAM SPIT OUT A NICE STEAK
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-28
Ketchup is too much for him.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-28
Too exotic
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-28
He'd genuinely love this. That's the worst part.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-04-28
That looks great what the fuck are you all on about. This is a five course meal in North England.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-28
just a reminder that sam's insane mom (who he had sex with) would carry chicken in a plastic bag in her purse in case they went over to anyone's house
1 twatto_time 2019-04-28
No tater tots?
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-28
What do you think those smile faces are?