Was this a shower thought?

Management is disappointed with the direction of this post, child.

You're onto something. We must dig deeper!

We must dig deeper!

Says Patrick as he plunges his greedy fist into the anus of a toddler

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"I'm going to jack-hammer that snatch until she passes out."

"Really? You mean you're going to operate an ancient Earth concrete-breaking tool on that three-year-old's genitals until she loses consciousness?"

"No, it's a...never mind."

Someones a fan

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He grooms for Patton Oswald.