I'm bigger than Jesus, child.

I wonder how Jesus would have faired around a McDonald's... I turn these napkins into a large frie and Coke...

Booooo

He said he denied makeup for some reason, I highly doubt that bullshit

The honest answer is likely that the fat fuck couldn't get his sweating under control enough for anyone to apply makeup.

Yeah he’s permanently wet. Disgusting jiggly faggot.

He got annoyed when the make-up girl tried to put an apple in his fat mouth.

Kept trying to baste him with a honey glaze.

Pointed at him and said 'pig'.

What? Where'd he say that? Fuck. I work a job, have a family and that shit cuts into my Patrick S Tomlinson humiliation time.

On his Instagram promoting his fat shadowed face

The loss of his twitter destroyed him. That was the shock and awe bombing from which he'll never recover.

They actually wanted him on longer but he kept going for more catering.