Delicately put sir.

Lol

I'm a white Canadian so close enough I guess.

Yesssssssssss. So glad you didnt have questionable descendants!

Sorry to interrupt the white power circle jerk, but I feel like you don't know the definition of descendants.

I descended from viking rapists.

I got yo descendant growing in my belly. Start savin up them coins.

Am I allowed to pay child support in signed photos?

Nope

I stole a bunch of memorabilia from my movies. How about some of that? I got a whole big stack of paper hats from the set of Good Burger, my tribal head dress from Joe Vs The Volcano, I got a pen that Robert Duvall used from The Godfather, and much more.

you said i would get that pen when you died!

The courts already ruled on that over a decade ago, you know for a fact they dont

Do you know how embarrassing it was when mom went to check out and tried to pay for groceries with an autographed photo of you, made out to “Tom”?

Do you know how hard it is to find people with the specific name you arbitrarily put on those photos to try and barter goods with?

Now your sticking you ghost cock in the Florida Project?

I hate you

You have a little beige sibling on the way, boy. I'm gonna need you to clear out your room. That's gonna be King Orenthal James Abedewalei Zewtidu Selassi Vigoda VIII's room.

Joyami might have retard strength, but if you dont think I can take a baby in a territory dispute, even a black one, you got me mistaken

He's not a retard, goddamnit! Joyomi is a very special boy! You know what happens when he hears you say that shit and I'm too old and etheral to wrestle him into his strait jacket and bite guard anymore.

First off, I wear your fucking old shoes because that lawsuit with the city has come thru yet, and footlocker hasnt started accepting signed photos of abe vigoda as legal tender. I only go to the footlocker to sell and buy drugs

second off, i been putting xanax in Joyamis fruit punch for months now, your welcome

I guess that's less disappointing than if you were going there to suck their cocks like your whore of a mother.

When Joyomi finds out that you've been tampering with his Hawaiian Punch he's going to try to kill us both. He'll have to be put in "the room" again.

When Joyomi finds out that you've been tampering with his Hawaiian Punch

hows he gonna find out?

is some ghost bitch gonna rat on me?

Mom wasnt a whore! atleast Daryle taught me how to throw a fucking football

you taught me how to forge your signatures on headshots

1. He's gonna find out because you're stupid and you'll slip up eventually.

2. Your mom is a whore and I can throw a perfect spiral every time but i didn't teach your unathletic ass because it would've been a waste of both of our time.

3. I taught you how to print your own currency. YOU'RE WELCOME.

1. Fuck

2. You

3. Ghost

4. Dad

No cripples and no drunken Native Americans. It's all I ask.

Why would race matter? White people shit in streets too you know.

They shit in the woods, like civilized savages.