I was never that enamoured of him, myself. But I have it on good authority he only ever sucked dick for smack.

Took Dennis Leary's pride with him to the afterlife

I'm sure if he would have lived long enough he'd be a faggot just like the rest of them.

He seemed jaded enough to take the same route as Stanhope. His act resonated too strongly with white males for Comedy Central to give him a show after 2010. Really hard to tell what would have happened with him. He was really talented and had drive, but he was also very cynical.

I'd like to think he'd actually have decent Trump jokes and also not be a pandering faggot. The fact that he wasn't a pandering pussy is why he wasn't as successful as he could have been.

Snacks!

is that kenny hotz' dead twin brother

Greg looked nothing like Canada's George Clooney, sir.

at least i'm not a literal nazi

Neither am I, DentureChomp1487 was taken.

so are you a vampire or a muslim

And Artie is still alive and picking up garbage

It’s the best work Artie has done in a decade.

Artie's not smart enough to want to die.

Everyone in the comedy world knew how unfair life was for this guy. He was genuinely funny and so many talentless whores (e.g. Gaping Mouth Whitney Cummings) were riding the waves of success. It was the subject of a lot of insults to him during the Comedy Central roasts.

He overdosed leaving his children fatherless. That makes him quite the faggot. You don't behave like that when you have a child that needs a dad.

Did somebody mention children?

Number of times I've thought about children today: 82

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Greg is dead yet Artie lives.

Either God is cruel or he doesn't exist.