Nice work as always but I think you might have flubbed the satirical element when it comes to Alena, bitch looks fucking gorgeous, better than the real one. Shit if I made more than minimum wage here at Panera I'd pay out the ass to commission a nice princess piece for the family room.
This image actually makes me feel impending death. The artistic effort is top notch but there is nothing funny about this image. It's just the gritty truth in all its ugliness.
I'm right there with you. The drawing of Jim especially is really upsetting. It's absolutely hellish. Like some fucked up hybrid of Zdzislaw Beksinski and the most depraved tumblr fetish circles.
Didn't Jim talk about one day maybe wanting to have a child with his existential crisis during the waitress fiasco? Thank god that'll never happen, I can't imagine Jim with children
There is something deeply disturbing and meaningful about this image. This is literally a piece of art. It makes me feel bad emotions. It says something about life, I just don't know what.
It really is unfair for Jimmy tho - he should be getting courted by the group of actual women he find attractive, 21-25 yr olds in NYC. Look at the pros he has going for him:
✔He's 51yrs old, making avg money for Manhattan standards
✔Lives a completely sober life (by choice - not because he has to)
✔He won't travel, go to bars, clubs, museums, theater, sporting events - has no discernable interests outside of working as many gigs as possible, celeb photos, & extreme dieting
✔He has the sunken face of a terminally ill man in his 80s & the body of an anorexic 16yo girl.
Why won't a hot 22yo model in NYC date this fucking guy?
21 comments
1 TheRealEl2 2019-04-28
I feel like I saw this in one of my high school English textbooks.
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-28
Head like Joe Pesci
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-28
Odds are good Jimmy masturbated to this drawing.
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
Nice work as always but I think you might have flubbed the satirical element when it comes to Alena, bitch looks fucking gorgeous, better than the real one. Shit if I made more than minimum wage here at Panera I'd pay out the ass to commission a nice princess piece for the family room.
1 stevex42 2019-04-28
This is too close to reality.
1 logiebeargrrr 2019-04-28
It's so realistic. This guy obviously has a lot of talent.
1 Eodr 2019-04-28
I hope jim sees this
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-28
Can we make spamming this at Jimmy the next thing?
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-28
This image actually makes me feel impending death. The artistic effort is top notch but there is nothing funny about this image. It's just the gritty truth in all its ugliness.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-04-28
I'm right there with you. The drawing of Jim especially is really upsetting. It's absolutely hellish. Like some fucked up hybrid of Zdzislaw Beksinski and the most depraved tumblr fetish circles.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-04-28
I feel like we could actually get this one into an art exhibit and people would stand around gawking at it while discussing it's meaning.
1 Tom_Haley 2019-04-28
Jim’s body scares me more than I want it to
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-04-28
Great drawing but way too generous with Mortons hairline
1 anorock13 2019-04-28
And genital size.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-28
Masterpiece
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-04-28
Didn't Jim talk about one day maybe wanting to have a child with his existential crisis during the waitress fiasco? Thank god that'll never happen, I can't imagine Jim with children
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-04-28
There is something deeply disturbing and meaningful about this image. This is literally a piece of art. It makes me feel bad emotions. It says something about life, I just don't know what.
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Fuck this life.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-04-28
Thanks for saving this. I sent it to Jim a while back but deleted the message thread
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-04-28
are you hard the whole time while drawing these
1 PlantainNationalism 2019-04-28
Degenerate
1 DryTeeth 2019-04-28
It really is unfair for Jimmy tho - he should be getting courted by the group of actual women he find attractive, 21-25 yr olds in NYC. Look at the pros he has going for him:
✔He's 51yrs old, making avg money for Manhattan standards
✔Lives a completely sober life (by choice - not because he has to)
✔He won't travel, go to bars, clubs, museums, theater, sporting events - has no discernable interests outside of working as many gigs as possible, celeb photos, & extreme dieting
✔He has the sunken face of a terminally ill man in his 80s & the body of an anorexic 16yo girl.
Why won't a hot 22yo model in NYC date this fucking guy?