What a fucking retard

Always with the old unfuckable white women.

Still hotter than Joe's wife

No. I’m not. I don’t want to eat hotdogs out of a crockpot.

Who has ever even heard of that?

Cubans I guess.

I'd rather party with the girls Hopper took with him on the drive in Blue Velvet.

for once I ate way better than chef carl! I went #ruizing at tgi Fridays had the loaded potato skins, mootzerell sticks, pot stickers, boneless wings and the oreo madness for desert!

All for $11.99?

I really like you even though I don't think I want to

You must feel healthy as a horse after a meal like that. I advise you to do this at least a few times a week.

Of course you did tubby

is this faggots schtick to hold everything with his pinky up? fuckin mess of a human being

Listening to Cher's thoughts on illegal aliens? What a fucking try hard.

It would be kinda poetic if Carl’s pinkies were to be shorn off in some kind of industrial machinery or kitchen accident, all because he insists on sticking them out like a bloody ponce.

The one thing I do like about Carl is that he unabashedly fucks any 60 year old woman that comes his way.

Cant get pregnant.

His nose is offensive

He looks more Jewish than Ari Shaffir and Dave Attell combined.

I want to shave those stupid lips down with a belt sander.