I believe somebody wearing Brewers merchandise sexually assaulted Patrick when he was just a young boy. This would explain why the Brewers are intermingled in his sexual attraction to children, the abuse he experienced shaped the belief that these are healthy sexual experiences.
50 yards is still pretty close unless you're trying to outrun a fatty fat person. The courts must have determined Pat is indeed fat..and ugly and stupid.
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1 Terahite 2019-04-28
Harsh but true.
1 JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-28
faggot
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-28
Pathetic if true
1 JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-28
faggot
1 ASUS_PC 2019-04-28
Harsh if pathetic.
1 JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-28
faggot
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-28
It was probably funnier when there were 3 comments but now he just looks like a faggot
1 ASUS_PC 2019-04-28
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Faggot is an term of the past. We're called Tomlinsons now.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-28
I thought Tomlinsons was a euphemism for pedophiles?
1 ASUS_PC 2019-04-28
Those are S. Tomlinsons.
1 ucfgavin 2019-04-28
He is obsessed with children, that's why he calls everyone child. This is definitely believable
1 harriswill 2019-04-28
#LetTheChildrenPlay
1 rahtin 2019-04-28
BelieveAllChildren
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-28
Home run.
1 QuantumDice 2019-04-28
I just met the owner of the Brewers. Good job sir!
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-04-28
I believe somebody wearing Brewers merchandise sexually assaulted Patrick when he was just a young boy. This would explain why the Brewers are intermingled in his sexual attraction to children, the abuse he experienced shaped the belief that these are healthy sexual experiences.
1 lowend73 2019-04-28
Rollie Fingers mouthfucked a young Patrick
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
And Robin Yount filmed it.
1 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-04-28
"I did not have sexual relations with that fatman" - Rollie Fingers, 2019
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 MattyDrumm 2019-04-28
These are my favorite things on this sub lately
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-04-28
And here I thought baseball was boring all this time.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
Patrick Tomlinson is in the same cheese pizza club as the prosecutor and the judge, so he got off for finger popping all those kids in the nursery.
Let off with a minor trespassing charge, but he had to let the judge smell his finger.
1 ApeNia 2019-04-28
This is just fucked up, to even think something like this is fucking warped.
Yet I believe it 100%
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-28
Beer, Brats, and Bukaki
1 SHREKSUPERDICK 2019-04-28
Rest in peace, my friend.
1 Doodoflife 2019-04-28
50 yards is still pretty close unless you're trying to outrun a fatty fat person. The courts must have determined Pat is indeed fat..and ugly and stupid.
1 Johnfromconeyisland 2019-04-28
Where's Randal Simon to bash Fatrick's dumb fucking faggot autistic head in
1 Midian9876 2019-04-28
This is my crew
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-04-28
'allegedly'