I took the kids swimming today and they ain't figured out how to keep water out they nose so they exhale and get snot on they chests when they come up for air
On a related note, I've been watching and noticing recently with some black gangsta movies, most of the dialogue is just stupid ass generic shit. Dude will be rubbing his hands looking around saying "shii mayne, ya know what I'm saying", "maan, for real, they 'ont even know". It's all very meaningless and surface level.
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1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
I took the kids swimming today and they ain't figured out how to keep water out they nose so they exhale and get snot on they chests when they come up for air
That's what this looks like
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-27
Why do you sound black all of a sudden?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
I got a tan ariana grande style
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-27
How much dat cost doe?
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
Das raycis
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-27
On a related note, I've been watching and noticing recently with some black gangsta movies, most of the dialogue is just stupid ass generic shit. Dude will be rubbing his hands looking around saying "shii mayne, ya know what I'm saying", "maan, for real, they 'ont even know". It's all very meaningless and surface level.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27
Check our Dr Dre's performance in Training Day, specifically after they kill that guy when he calls it in.
"Car 69 calling in an shit. Dis nigga dead. Sent ambalamps. We out nigga"
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
🚨🚨🚨 ambalert
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27
This chick gets it
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
Idk how much does banana boat spf 4 oil cost. And they put the shit in a brown bottle like I'm dumb
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-27
I don't know what that means.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27
I always took you for a Hawaiian Tropic kind of gal
1 greygooser 2019-04-27
Obviously a lie, you people can’t swim
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-27
dey do be like dat tho
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
Dassabesso
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-04-27
Snottin' on they chest n' fuckin'...
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
smh
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-27
You tried to drown them but they figured out how to doggy-paddle, you mean.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27
Who you mean the children, child?
(I'm just trying to upvote the bot in a minute.)
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
This dude is the definition of “tryhard”
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-27
right? Nobody could possibly guzzle that much cum in one shot. Other that sci-fi author patrick tomlinson
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
I don’t understand how he earns a living? This dude has never made sense to me.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-27
He's an alcoholic who travels to shitty Midwest dive bars and gets wasted on stage so he doesn't have to do jokes.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-27
Rent is cheap in Meth Town, Wisconsin or Niggerville, Milwaukee
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
Doesn’t he live in California?
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-27
Thought we were talking about Pat
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-27
I think pat is cooler than Bert.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27
Swing and a miss
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-27
That couldn't look any more like jizz
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-27
His name in college was Fridge because he had sex with a refrigerator
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-27
Lol this guy is totally nuts!
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-04-27
Most people wear shirts, but he doesn't!!! I totally get it!
Man this guy... he got a rigga's nibs hoitin