That Bert fella is whacky! Here is is drinking 100 loads out of a shoe without his shirt on!

24  2019-04-27 by CoreyFeldog

32 comments

I took the kids swimming today and they ain't figured out how to keep water out they nose so they exhale and get snot on they chests when they come up for air

That's what this looks like

Why do you sound black all of a sudden?

I got a tan ariana grande style

How much dat cost doe?

Das raycis

On a related note, I've been watching and noticing recently with some black gangsta movies, most of the dialogue is just stupid ass generic shit. Dude will be rubbing his hands looking around saying "shii mayne, ya know what I'm saying", "maan, for real, they 'ont even know". It's all very meaningless and surface level.

Check our Dr Dre's performance in Training Day, specifically after they kill that guy when he calls it in.

"Car 69 calling in an shit. Dis nigga dead. Sent ambalamps. We out nigga"

🚨🚨🚨 ambalert

This chick gets it

Idk how much does banana boat spf 4 oil cost. And they put the shit in a brown bottle like I'm dumb

I don't know what that means.

I always took you for a Hawaiian Tropic kind of gal

Obviously a lie, you people can’t swim

dey do be like dat tho

Dassabesso

Snottin' on they chest n' fuckin'...

smh

I took the kids swimming today

You tried to drown them but they figured out how to doggy-paddle, you mean.

Who you mean the children, child?

(I'm just trying to upvote the bot in a minute.)

This dude is the definition of “tryhard”

right? Nobody could possibly guzzle that much cum in one shot. Other that sci-fi author patrick tomlinson

I don’t understand how he earns a living? This dude has never made sense to me.

He's an alcoholic who travels to shitty Midwest dive bars and gets wasted on stage so he doesn't have to do jokes.

Rent is cheap in Meth Town, Wisconsin or Niggerville, Milwaukee

Doesn’t he live in California?

Thought we were talking about Pat

I think pat is cooler than Bert.

Swing and a miss

That couldn't look any more like jizz

His name in college was Fridge because he had sex with a refrigerator

Lol this guy is totally nuts!

Most people wear shirts, but he doesn't!!! I totally get it!

Man this guy... he got a rigga's nibs hoitin