Ass cancer

7  2019-04-27 by Guatzelot

So I just wanted to tell you all that I have been diagnosed with rectal cancer. I'll probably descent to Hell before christmas. This is just like Philip Marma situation so start posting beefer posts. I don't know where else to get free pics of tits.

24 comments

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-27

Are you serious? :(

1  Guatzelot 2019-04-27

Absolutely. I have no idea where to find free porn.

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-27

No I meant about you being sick?

And also xhamster.com

1  Guatzelot 2019-04-27

I'm as sick as Ant's liver.

And I'll check out this hamster thing.

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-27

I’m sorry. :hug:

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-27

Well let us know when you reach the depression phase of this so we can gently nudge you in the right direction.

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-27

Hat's off to ya.

1  Mintwa 2019-04-27

That's awful man. I hope you make the best of the days you have left and take nothing for granted. I know when I feel like shit bashing that faggot Patrick helps a little.

1  Guatzelot 2019-04-27

Thank you for your kind words. I'll try not to take those farts that hurt my ass granted.

1  PAT_B0T 2019-04-27

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

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1  JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-27

Ask mel to put in a good word, god might show mercy on your degenerate pornographic ways

1  opestersmammarydrip 2019-04-27

Hi waht is ass cancer, I have no clue on this topic. Do you get sores, or does it just eat away at its self? Can you still shit or do you get those vacuum bags attached to your stomach?

Also, how did you get it? Was Catherine Zeta Jones cunt juice involved in any way?

1  Guatzelot 2019-04-27

Awful lot of sores inside and outside of my sphincter. Some flesh tissue inside my butt decombose and come down ass reddish fluid. I can still shit but it hurts.

I got my cancer by not eating enough green veggies and having too much stress. Catherine Zeta Jones' acting might have had an effect on my stress levels.

Did I answer all of your questions?

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a really hussy

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-04-27

You didn't eat her pussy too did you? If so your might want to get screened for throat cancer as well.

Also, sorry to hear that, hope your asshole gets better.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2019-04-27

Yes thank you. This was sufficient. Also my condolences regarding your bunghole. Sounds horrific.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

I wish we didn't all make new alts recently because I don't know who you are. But ass cancer is a pretty funny thing to die of so good job. Anyway, if it's good enough for Farrah Fawcett, it's good enough for you.

Remember, haunt Patrick once you've past

1  PAT_B0T 2019-04-27

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

What stage we talking about here? What are your chances to beat it?

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-04-27

What's the point of living if you can't get your ass reamed out by desirable young studs?

1  Toss__Pot 2019-04-27

life is just one big stage, if you perform nothing but Michael Jackson tribute songs, then you have a good chance to 'beat it'

1  Phkna1 2019-04-27

Did you get it from a vibrating egg?