“Dude, that’s different. Someone like a Robert De Niro should absolutely take a picture with me for free. We’re in the industry. I can’t believe this scumbag would try and charge me. I’m furious, dude. He really is mother fucking me on this one and he should know better.”
You can walk up to Stanhope at any gig, take a pic with him, and he might even buy you a drink.
Norton charges an extra $50 for the opportunity to take a picture and to genuinely thank you for being a fan. He would totally tell you if he was lying.
Luis j Gomez, someone with half the age and a way bigger fan base, always says just walk up to him and he even smokes weed with a lot of his fans. How the fuck does Jim justify this? I guess truckers will pay for anything jim norton related
I love that Jim lets celebrities know that he isn’t on of their peers by begging for autographed pictures. He has done more damage to his career with that behavior than this sub could ever hope to do. A true white trash dullard
Not celebrities so much as just like, random people. He does it to remember shit he does. I just assume Norton copied him in a way because Norton has no original thoughts.
I saw him in 2013, and he did, he took a picture with and said a few words to everyone who lined up. Which makes me surprised to see this. Must be getting desperate
That godamn picture of him. You just know he starved and dehydrated himself before the photoshoot so he could be as lean as possible. And he STILL did that fat girl angle where he's looking upward slightly to make his face look thinner. Makes me so happy that he's back to being puffy and bloated.
Who the fuck would pay for that!? Saw Luis Gomez & his chick & they hung out drank & took a pic with me and my woman after the show. It was also way funnier than any of the worm’s gay specials about getting his ass eaten.
Everyday i think i can't hate Jim the worm anymore than i already do and you guys just keep showing me reasons to really dig deeper and fill my heart with more and more hate
If you told me in 2016 that one day not only would I hate Jim, but I'd hate Jim more than the pedophile monstrosity I would have laughed in your face. But here we are.
After the show he’s “off the clock” so of course he crams it in beforehand.
Right after his mom tries to deliver Christmas gifts from the past 5 Christmases only to have security tell her that “Jim will only sign one item” and she needs to pay the $85 as she cries and tries to explain she doesn’t want the gifts signed but for him to open them.
I saw Norton live once, and he won’t even let you use your own camera during the meet and greet. You have to use his camera and wait for him to upload your photo to his website. I’m not even joking.
Hey, I don't know if you guys noticed. But the tour name... "Kneeling Room Only", and Jim's sheepish look, and I guess there's a cum font (???) that it's written in...
Jim's indiegogo pledges charged $25,000 to speak a couple of lines of dialogue, get an audio message of Jim thanking you and have TWO texts written for you.
78 comments
1 Wsallgood 2019-04-27
What a scuuuumbag
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-27
This is disgusting. The way he rants when people won’t give him an autograph is so childish, but he has the nerve to charge?????
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-27
“Dude, that’s different. Someone like a Robert De Niro should absolutely take a picture with me for free. We’re in the industry. I can’t believe this scumbag would try and charge me. I’m furious, dude. He really is mother fucking me on this one and he should know better.”
1 crudedrawer 2019-04-27
He and Bob are peers. Peers give each other autographs.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-27
Yes, child.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-27
Just reinforces what a bloodsucking worm he is & what he genuinely thinks of his idiot fans.
If he's trying to look like a twisted sex addict in that corny ass standup promo, he moreso comes off like the conniving scoundrel faggot he is.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-27
More of a leech than a worm really.
1 porzalin 2019-04-27
I mean they're both shapeless tubes of shit
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2019-04-27
He's a true piece of shit.
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-04-27
You can walk up to Stanhope at any gig, take a pic with him, and he might even buy you a drink.
Norton charges an extra $50 for the opportunity to take a picture and to genuinely thank you for being a fan. He would totally tell you if he was lying.
Worm.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2019-04-27
I saw Stanhope at a show and he was really nice to my group as we're odd but not the level of necrophilliac/school shooters his usual fans are
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-27
Well you gotta remember we’re deaing with genuine A-list celebrity Jim Norton, here
Those paparazzi pics sell pretty high
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
You are talking about high??? BRB need to call my sponsor
1 dochattan 2019-04-27
You could probably tweet Stanhope if you're in Bisbee and go around for a drink.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-04-27
Luis j Gomez, someone with half the age and a way bigger fan base, always says just walk up to him and he even smokes weed with a lot of his fans. How the fuck does Jim justify this? I guess truckers will pay for anything jim norton related
1 absultedpr 2019-04-27
I love that Jim lets celebrities know that he isn’t on of their peers by begging for autographed pictures. He has done more damage to his career with that behavior than this sub could ever hope to do. A true white trash dullard
1 bollg 2019-04-27
The funniest thing about that is he's copying Attell, except Attell just wants pictures with everyone.
1 thellimist 2019-04-27
Attell does that?
1 Opesterino 2019-04-27
he used to do it on his show, just take pics with randoms. not sure about celebrities
1 bollg 2019-04-27
Not celebrities so much as just like, random people. He does it to remember shit he does. I just assume Norton copied him in a way because Norton has no original thoughts.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-04-27
Morton is an NPC
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-04-27
Isn’t he jewish?
1 absultedpr 2019-04-27
That’s insulting to both Jim and Jews
1 BennieUnderpantie 2019-04-27
Good
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-27
I thought he stayed to meet with all the fans after every show?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-27
For a price.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-27
He has to get back to his motel room to have a club soda and watch tranny porn.
1 padre- 2019-04-27
When I saw him at skank fest he stayed right outside the door for like 30mins just talking to people. He’s so tiny
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-27
Is he really only like 5'6?
1 padre- 2019-04-27
I thought more like 5’4 maybe 110lbs no joke
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-27
Lol
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
But he's so tough and manly on the tough guy radio show
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-04-27
I saw him in 2013, and he did, he took a picture with and said a few words to everyone who lined up. Which makes me surprised to see this. Must be getting desperate
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-27
Fuck him he's got a steady paycheck from Sirius, where does this mollusk get off charging people extra for closer proximity to him.
1 dirtytowels 2019-04-27
Yup he used to hang around after every show and take photos with his fans, like wtf is this shit?
1 Jungies 2019-04-27
For $85 Jim better kneel.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
Ing room only
1 StuttsyThePimp 2019-04-27
Fuck outta here with that $39 price
1 diddlybooba 2019-04-27
That godamn picture of him. You just know he starved and dehydrated himself before the photoshoot so he could be as lean as possible. And he STILL did that fat girl angle where he's looking upward slightly to make his face look thinner. Makes me so happy that he's back to being puffy and bloated.
1 quasi100 2019-04-27
somehow morton managed to overact in a fucking still photo
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-27
How many chaturbate tokens does that equal?
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
Not enough baby boi
Awww baby boi awww don't have enough tokens baby boi
1 ConflictAddict 2019-04-27
No way he can fill Warehouse Live.
1 djblaze666 2019-04-27
Who the fuck would pay for that!? Saw Luis Gomez & his chick & they hung out drank & took a pic with me and my woman after the show. It was also way funnier than any of the worm’s gay specials about getting his ass eaten.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
There was a photo of some dude with disgusting hair took a pic with him, bet he paid
1 BigChimpBiggerBanana 2019-04-27
Everyday i think i can't hate Jim the worm anymore than i already do and you guys just keep showing me reasons to really dig deeper and fill my heart with more and more hate
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-27
If retards actually pay that then I don't blame him
1 anonimescu 2019-04-27
Tranny cum ain't cheap
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-04-27
Legend... lol
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-27
what do you get if you donated to the Chip cartoon?
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
Personalized Twitter messenge for 299.99
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-27
If you told me in 2016 that one day not only would I hate Jim, but I'd hate Jim more than the pedophile monstrosity I would have laughed in your face. But here we are.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-27
Jim, a hypocritical cunt? You're talking crazy
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-04-27
I bet Norton charges people who use the washroom after him.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-27
I would almost wanna do that just to bring in a beer and kinda swing it by his face just to see his ridiculous reactions.
IM SOBER IM SOBER YOU FOOL
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-27
Alright Kuhn
1 lowend73 2019-04-27
El Wormò
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-27
What an asshole
1 HappyGilgore 2019-04-27
So he does his meet and greets before he goes on stage? He’s so disconnected from how people live.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-04-27
After the show he’s “off the clock” so of course he crams it in beforehand.
Right after his mom tries to deliver Christmas gifts from the past 5 Christmases only to have security tell her that “Jim will only sign one item” and she needs to pay the $85 as she cries and tries to explain she doesn’t want the gifts signed but for him to open them.
1 1073WAAF 2019-04-27
I saw Norton live once, and he won’t even let you use your own camera during the meet and greet. You have to use his camera and wait for him to upload your photo to his website. I’m not even joking.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-27
This should be its own post.
1 FormerXMshowComedian 2019-04-27
That’s because a worm has to worm himself through life.....
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-04-27
Doesn’t he meet everyone after the show?
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-04-27
Hey, I don't know if you guys noticed. But the tour name... "Kneeling Room Only", and Jim's sheepish look, and I guess there's a cum font (???) that it's written in...
I think he's alluding to blowjobs, you guys.
I can't even imagine how blue his act might be!
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-27
Norton has always sucked.
1 lespaul84 2019-04-27
And he travels with a body guard. Embarrassing.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-27
Norton is such a child. Fuck his greedy ass.
1 patricktomlinson 2019-04-27
Oh are you into children too? I love children.
Number of fellow child lovers I've met on reddit: 64
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-27
Good bot
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-27
Good bot
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-04-27
Good bot
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-27
Good bot
1 porzalin 2019-04-27
Jim's indiegogo pledges charged $25,000 to speak a couple of lines of dialogue, get an audio message of Jim thanking you and have TWO texts written for you.
Who the fuck does he think he is?
1 Dom_Myers 2019-04-27
I dont even think this is so much being greedy as it is being completely out of touch
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-04-27
Just so he can twitch his eyes at you
1 db111 2019-04-27
I've seen Gary Gulman meet and greet for free for about an hour after a show. Is Jim considered to be the bigger name?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-27
Tickets for his shows are $40 now too. Jim Norton™